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Old 06-26-2003   #1
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http://www.octodog.net/index.htm

are you tired of boring hotdogs? we are too. and you know what? we recognized this trend and did something about it and are now offering you the groundbreaking opportunity to promote Octodog.

Thats right! Octodog... you now have the ability to turn ANY ordinary hotdog into an exciting undersea adventure!

please go here for more information.
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Old 06-26-2003   #2
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JR is right, I am currently selling over 250 Octodogs a day while I am feeding the site only 1550 daily uniques, this is a real hot ticket item...
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It also converts dialer traffic VERY well. Soon you will be able to make up to 1.67/min selling Octodogs through Octodialer.com (currently under construction - but coming soon!)
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you may be joking, but you just marketed the product for them ... it WILL sell like hotcakes if enough people talk about it or if it gets picked up by major department stores as the latest gimmick for making mealtimes fun

http://www.octodog.net/dealer_availability.htm

I think they need an affiliate program ... I emailed them ;-)
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Yep I call it virus marketing ;-)

One guy sees it and ICQ's his friends, who all ICQ their friends, who all ICQ their friends etc. etc.

I think just about every person in the world received messages from several friends to check out Man Beef for example, I even ordered the Man Beef t-shirt myself ;-)
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This really is a GREAT product!

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Old 06-26-2003   #7
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ummm does anyone remember the pet rock?

or mood stones/rings

or.....

all made millions

Go get em cj
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Old 06-26-2003   #8
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JR - I find it very funny but the guys on our site are ordering them like crazy. I thought, "man, there are a lot of hot dog eating motha-fuckers out there." Then, one guy send a support email that said he broke his. I asked how that happened, and he said that he was using it as a butt plug and it broke. Before it broke it turned his starfish into an octopus.
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I've already sold a few thousand of them to ballpark vendors.
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Does Ballpark or Oscar Maier have an affiliate program?

:-)
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Do you really want to see whats inside those things ?
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haha JFK,

everyone already knows that a hot dog is a buffet in itself.

Hell, you can almost get all the basic food groups just from
hotdogs alone.
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Quote:
Originally posted by JFK@Jun 26 2003, 11:04 AM
Do you really want to see whats inside those things ?
sure do!

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The problem with the market is it gets flooded with useless crap like this massproduced in some thirld world country and then people all of a sudden realize: 'Oh wait, this is useless crap' and stop buying it and you have gazillions of unemployed, illiterate and pissed off thirld world brown people pointing the finger where? You guessed it.
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Originally posted by Ironhorse@Jun 26 2003, 07:24 PM
'Oh wait, this is useless crap' and stop buying it and you have gazillions of unemployed, illiterate and pissed off thirld world brown people pointing the finger where? You guessed it.
Not on this one.... The United States produces most of it's own compressed chicken beak-pork rind-cow hoof-roach dropping-rat hair (with artificial beef flavor added) sausages.....



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