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Old 06-22-2003   #51
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maybe the best way to protect each other from forest is to divide ourselves into well armed gangs?
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Well I'll tell you one thing I've learned from peaking into the Adult world, it's certainly a fun and colourfull environment.

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you forgot to post it here



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why do you have a gay lover?
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i went looking through my files and found all sorts of interesting love notes you wrote to me back in the day you were trying to woo me

should I post your Kind Words about me?

will show the multiple personalities you suffer from

or were you just lieing to me back then?
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i went looking through my files and found all sorts of interesting love notes you wrote to me back in the day you were trying to woo me

should I post your Kind Words about me?

will show the multiple personalities you suffer from

or were you just lieing to me back then?
post anything you want.

there was a time when you seemed to me like you were maturing.

i think its safe to say that i was wrong.
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too all my crazed fans

im off to see my grandmother

please feel FREE to bump this thread with all your well wishes and love notes



I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!



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Wait, you cant make claims to such love letters that you have that JR wrote to you, then just vanish.

Post the letters!!!!!!!
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If I am as Nothing as you claim... why do you waste your time?
Probably because you irritate him, like a little sore on the inside of your lip that you can't stop touching with your tongue...





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HAHAHAHAHAHA

nice quick edit there timon

almost had your quote

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Yeah I'll save it for when you get back. Should give you some time to think up a pithy answer.
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verry erie

that looks verry similar to your g/f

NOW i see where you fasination with me come from



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These triumphs and successes
Just lead to bigger messes
Once blessed and bound for glory
But that's another story

All your dreams will fall apart
Your fondest wishes too
And the fears you thought you conquered
Will be right here when they do

Whispers of a history
You’d left for dead and gone
Like the little bird who told me
That you ain’t no fuckin’ swan

Self-taught and -referential
Drunk on your own potential
That cruel and patient chuckling
Is just your inner duckling

Eager to expose you
For the hero that you’re not
And remind you in its lullabies
Of failures you’d forgot

Whispers of a history
You’d left for dead and gone
Like the little bird who told me
That you ain’t no fuckin’ swan

If you were really clever
You’d make it live forever
Pray God that when the drought hits
You get to keep the outfits
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Here is another one for you Forest Shrine

You just love me soooooo much



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You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

I saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you fucked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I'm not gay
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Gold dust woman...
Never break the chain
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do you quote those from memory or copy and paste?

They are great!
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When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle

I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door

I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
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I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I resemble this remark

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they're cut and paste most of the time. I put 'em in when threads get........ goofy? Trying to find some reasonable relevant and amusing

Mostly underground indie power pop punk stuff

The First is Mary Prankster

the next two are Nerf Herder

"You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear"
I love that line

Right now I'm trying to find the lyrics to Liv Tyler, a love song to Liv Tyler by "The Travolta's"
Obviously I have a Liv Tyler thing



Of course Keira Knightly could be the next it girl
Great eyes, excellent cheekbones and many different looks
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"You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear"
I love that line
PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha thats GREAT vick

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they're cut and paste most of the time. I put 'em in when threads get........ goofy? Trying to find some reasonable relevant and amusing

Mostly underground indie power pop punk stuff

The First is Mary Prankster

the next two are Nerf Herder

"You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear"
I love that line

Right now I'm trying to find the lyrics to Liv Tyler, a love song to Liv Tyler by "The Travolta's"
Obviously I have a Liv Tyler thing



Of course Keira Knightly could be the next it girl
Great eyes, excellent cheekbones and many different looks
Is it the photo or does she really have those big dark eyes?


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"You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear"
I love that line
I notice that line during first read too! :-)
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She kindof looks like Wynona Rider.
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boneprone fucked her....

oh, wait, wrong board...
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I put my money on Forest...
he'll outpiss you all,
he learned the art well and anybody wanna bet against the check Lens owes me-
you are mostly welcome
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junior has to change all the images he posted just to keep up with me

work work work

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I have my nine year old grandson visiting right now.

Before he got here I was wondering if I'd have trouble keeping up with him, since all my kids are now in their 20s and it's been a long time since I've done this.

Keeping up with a nine year old wasn't nearly as challenging as I thought.
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I have my nine year old grandson visiting right now.

Before he got here I was wondering if I'd have trouble keeping up with him, since all my kids are now in their 20s and it's been a long time since I've done this.

Keeping up with a nine year old wasn't nearly as challenging as I thought.
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seeing that your close to his level thats not at all surprising

and remember your only as old as you feel

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He wouldn't have understood where I was going either, Forest ...
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He wouldn't have understood where I was going either, Forest ...
who said i didnt understand

i just didnt bother to bite



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Great advice Forest - better late than never. click here and change your life today!
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All these battles are great between people, but the questions remains what happens when you all meet up at the conventions and parties?

Is it just one great fist-fight and brawl and/or do the bigger players all walk around with at least 2 bodyguards each?

Maybe the easiest and safest way to make good money in Adult is to become a bodyguard.
I double as a bodyguard. Talent/Bodyguard -- for one of our esteemed bigshots. But I'm not saying who.
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I bet it's Grimm!! You males may not see it, but he's a cutie!!
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LOL someone just sent me this thread

man was I young back then
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