smile, god loves you

Winetalk.com · 06-15-2003

>The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous
>staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
>When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood
>the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the
>purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
>The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only
>rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
>written for other products, that captured the essence of
>Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
>
>About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions
>and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and
>camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
>everyone.
>
>10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
>
>09. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
>
>08. Viagra, Like a rock!
>
>07. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be
> there overnight.
>
>06. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>
>05. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>
>04. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a
> woman.
>
>03. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
>
>02. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
>
>And the unanimous number one slogan
>
>01. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
>

Mike AI · 06-15-2003

Some of those are pretty clever!!

sextoyking · 06-15-2003

good find there, funny as heck

sarettah · 06-15-2003

The topic reminded me of a bumper sticker my daughter has on her car...

"Jesus Loves You"
(then in fine print)
"the rest of us think you're a piece of shit"

06-15-2003	#1
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	>The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous >staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. >When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood >the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the >purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. >The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only >rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally >written for other products, that captured the essence of >Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. > >About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions >and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and >camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for >everyone. > >10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up! > >09. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. > >08. Viagra, Like a rock! > >07. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be > there overnight. > >06. Viagra, Be all that you can be. > >05. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. > >04. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a > woman. > >03. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling! > >02. Viagra, We bring good things to life! > >And the unanimous number one slogan > >01. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs. > __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

06-15-2003	#2
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06-15-2003	#3
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06-15-2003	#4
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	The topic reminded me of a bumper sticker my daughter has on her car... "Jesus Loves You" (then in fine print) "the rest of us think you're a piece of shit" __________________ Free Adult Webcams