New Asshole for May 2003 !

Billy · 04-30-2003

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Congrats to another true asshole !

Colin you give meaning to the word Asshole !!

cj · 05-01-2003

I feel wrong calling Colin an asshole ...
he's just such a nice guy

(most of the time)

congrats Colin!!

Almighty Colin · 05-01-2003

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So I said "No, I'm an asshole!"

Winetalk.com · 05-01-2003

Colin,
welcome to the official
"You are one of us" club!
;-)))

Almighty Colin · 05-01-2003

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Colin,
welcome to the official
"You are one of us" club!
;-)))

That's a good crowd. I'm proud :-)

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Congrats to another true asshole !

Colin you give meaning to the word Asshole !!

Colin, I'm so proud!

I officially hand the "Asshole of the Month" tiara to you.

I think we should change your name to "Colon" for the month.

MikeW · 05-01-2003

Congrats Colin!!!!

and look out cj, I'm right behind you!!!! .. no pun intended!!

Almighty Colin · 05-01-2003

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Originally posted by Peaches@May 1 2003, 08:51 AM
I officially hand the "Asshole of the Month" tiara to you.

I hope it morphs into a crown.

Billy · 05-01-2003

Heck I am not good with graphics.. but I wonder what you would look like with a tiara !!

sextoyking · 05-01-2003

Colin,

A big congrats bro!!!!!

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Mikew, I think you and CJ have some pent up feelings

voodooman · 05-01-2003

Congrats Colin,

Ya asshole!!! :P

Vick · 05-01-2003

Congrats Colin!!!!

I think you'd look good in a Tiara ......

Anthony · 05-01-2003

Conngrats Colin!

Billy, I'm still waiting on the address to send bribes... I mean gifts.

cj · 05-01-2003

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Congrats Colin!!!!

and look out cj, I'm right behind you!!!! .. no pun intended!!

then i'll keep my dirty thoughts to myself

MikeW · 05-01-2003

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QUOTE (cj @ May 1 2003, 07:46 PM)

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Colin, you earned it. :-)

Billy, it may be time to clean out the non-participants from the top twenty and let the rest of us assholes rise to the top? :-)

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Alex I have been meaning to do that for a while, I HOPE that next month I will have it down to the top 25 of active assholes, maybe move the others to an special list : )

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Colin, you earned it. :-)

Billy, it may be time to clean out the non-participants from the top twenty and let the rest of us assholes rise to the top? :-)

Alex

I'm with Alex! Those of us who have stayed in limbo need to move, BABY!

p.s. Billy, what's the address again?

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Anthony.. noted !

Remember when you see the move you will know its a done deal !

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Psssssss .... I keep trying to tell you (and as a former Asshole of the Month I might know)
It helps to rise in the rankings to take Billy out to dinner
(or send a gift certificate to Brennan's if you can't make it to New Orleans anytime soon )

Right here is what you need :P

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i am a newbie here, how exactly does one become the asshole of the month.

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Billy, maybe a "great assholes from history" or "Past assholes... not back even farting around here..."

I have so tried to be an asshole. It's hard work!

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OK.. I have looked at the list and we have a LOT of great assholes that have drifted away from the light so next month a LOT of the listed assholes will be moved to the "Honorary Assholes" list !!

SO that means a lot of changes will be happening next month so you have to make sure you peek now if you want to move up : )

dreamache... it takes a LOT of work to be an asshole and with a little support from your fellow webmaster I am sure you can make the list !!

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Psssssss .... I keep trying to tell you (and as a former Asshole of the Month I might know)
It helps to rise in the rankings to take Billy out to dinner
(or send a gift certificate to Brennan's if you can't make it to New Orleans anytime soon )

Right here is what you need :P

Vick,

You told me you blew Billy and then rubbed his feet to win... Thank goodness you posted about the resturant before I touched his toes!

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XXXPhoto - that was privileged information damn it

Where are those photos of the nude back rubs ........
Or should I just refer to you are Mr. Socks

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Or should I just refer to you are Mr. Socks

Vick...

So my lil piggies get cold easily... sue me... lol

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Way to go Colin...
I knew you had it in you.... errr uh... under you?

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Congratulations on this great achievement, Colin.

I have always wondered ... does the monthly award come with a plaque you can hang on your wall? Or is the tiara enough?

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Billy Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Orleans ! Posts: 1,928	http://isjustanasshole.com Congrats to another true asshole ! Colin you give meaning to the word Asshole !! __________________ Did not know what to do with some old domains.. wow Parked made them make a little money : )

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cj Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Down Under Posts: 5,202	I feel wrong calling Colin an asshole ... he's just such a nice guy (most of the time) congrats Colin!!

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