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Old 03-20-2003   #1
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This is mainly for Torone and Buff who seem to be confused as to how one can support troops and not their commander... In the visual aide below, you will see soldiers on the left and right, see them? Those are two examples of people I support... The ate-up individual in the middle is the one 'in charge' that was *cough* elected... Being exmilitary, Buff, I expected more from a fellow vet; thought you of all people should recall that elections don't make a soldier...

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is that lens caps on the end of those binoculars?!?!

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people, are you MORONS????

this is well known FAKE with 2 years old history, with Clinton in the same shot before him...

geeze, louise...
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geeze louise?!?!?!?!

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People will always want to beleive what they want....
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Serge...

Don't know anything about that pic being fake, only used it as a humors way to illustrate what I consider a 'troop'... but if that pic is indeed a fake then I offer the following visual aide instead... In this image, I support the young lady on the left and not the ijit on the right...

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People will always want to beleive what they want....
LOL... Indeed Mike... Left and Right wing parrots alike...
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Gregg,
I believe the 2nd pic is also a photoshop job...
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See this is HUMOR - something that is funny. Not fake pictures trying to make the president look like a bafoon.
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See this is HUMOR - something that is funny. Not fake pictures trying to make the president look like a bafoon.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

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CJ what point do you not understand?

The photo with the covers on the biniculors is a FAKE. It has been going around for months. Come one girlie, I know you are have a brain between those cute ears!

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See this is HUMOR - something that is funny. Not fake pictures trying to make the president look like a bafoon.
Sadly, this president doesn't NEED fake pictures to make him look like a buffoon... every time he opens his mouth he looks that way to me -- it drives me crazy!
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Mike, your the same guy who posted the Clinton body count... come on...

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CJ what point do you not understand?

The photo with the covers on the biniculors is a FAKE. It has been going around for months. Come one girlie, I know you are have a brain between those cute ears!

Mike, which point do you not understand?

the fact that your president is a buffoon or the fact that your opinions are less important to me than the dog shit i am about to go clean up from my front yard?

Oh and keep calling me 'girlie', it shows how little relevant arguments you can pull out of your ass ... its sad that there are still men who are threatened by intelligent women to the point that they need to call them 'girlie'.

Its even sadder that your country is being judged based on the shit that comes out of the mouths of people like you.
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Awwww CJ is getting upset....

Do you kiss your mom with with that naughty mouth?

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It's always funny when a nobody calls the most powerful man on the planet a buffoon. The President, besides being President, has a Havard MBA, and, oh yeah, he is a fighter pilot (F-102).

What have you accomplished thus far in your life, CJ? Not shit? Exactly.

Oh, I'm glad you've found something YOU'RE good at, CJ:
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I believe JR posted this one first, but since we're dragging up old bullshit ...



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Mike, you are a jerk, always have been and always will be. Unfortunately, very few could give enough of a shit about you to discuss anything with you - notice you usually end up being ignored by most of oprano's posters?

laugh it up big boy ...

Buff, I have achieved more than sticking my dick into a bunch of sloppy over used vagina's. When I go to sleep at night, I'm proud of myself - where you stand in front of the mirror and think 'is my dick big enough', 'will women still like me when i'm old', 'do i look gay when i stand like this'.

let me answer for you
NO
NO
YES

fucktard?!?!?!? LMAO
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CJ. I do not doubt most people have my posts on ignore. I am just happy I have your attention.... I knew you had a softspot for me!

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And when you're awake, you're not. I don't blame you. You've amounted to nothing. If you died tomorrow, your absence wouldn't be noticed. You're not even entertaining. You're just dull, humorless, and goofy-looking.
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Anyone with real world experience will realize that neither being an MBA OR being a pilot exclude someone from being a moron.

And buffy ... you really ought to lay off the 'roids &/or ephedra ... it's not good for you.
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My point, PD, is that if Bush is a buffoon but has managed to become the most powerful man in the world, what is CJ's excuse for being a nobody?

And I don't use ephedra or roids -- I was poking fun at Forest about the pharmy sales.
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So you are this way naturally?
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PD you have not seen anything yet. Buff is not even warmed up....

I think he should get consideration from Serge for a great pisser... It is at least fresh!
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PD you have not seen anything yet. Buff is not even warmed up....

I think he should get consideration from Serge for a great pisser... It is at least fresh!
I disagree, Mike...

The dumbass doesn't have a single link -- so who is he and what does he do???

Buff, if you're going to attempt to piss, at least fucking promote something for Chrissake.
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My point, PD, is that if Bush is a buffoon but has managed to become the most powerful man in the world, what is CJ's excuse for being a nobody?

And I don't use ephedra or roids -- I was poking fun at Forest about the pharmy sales.
Well Buff, let me explain it slowly ...
firstly I'm not american so i could never be the president of that country ...

secondly, i'm a female - there will not be a female president of the usa in my lifetime.

thirdly, I would never, in a million years, want to be in the position of president of the worlds largest economic power.

But I pay my taxes to a country which is currently supporting america in the maximum possible way, therefore I have payed for the right to call your president a buffoon - whether you like it or not.

re bushes education and pilot's license ....

I have a diploma from university, and am currently starting my masters in psychology to write a thesis on women's sexuality on the Internet ... and I have a motor bike license ... I can also type at 120 words per minute. Could you help me write my job application for presidency because I think my background is about as relevant.

Is Bush offering to fly a plane in the war or something with his precious pilots license? And of course he has the right education, his daddy wouldn't have left any details out of this grand plan.
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PD: She was very impolite to me, so I responded in kind. It's not my fault the public schools in Australia are as bad as they are here. I didn't make her open her cockchute and spew out insipid insults.

Why don't you ask her if she's always that crass?

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I believe I have had a couple of pleasant exchanges of views with buffy going back to the unthreaded board, Mike ...

fresh, I suppose, is in the eye of the beholder.
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DADDY HE STARTED IT!!!!!!

I think you have the 1 up in the insults area Buff so don't cry baby on that one

If you gave half as much thought to an intelligent reply we might have done business some day
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And nothing’s a muse anymore
I sing of love and of hate
But I’m just masturbating my soul

And I don’t want to live anymore
And I don’t want to give anymore
If I fawn, if I flirt, I just keep getting hurt
And it’s taken its toll

I wish I could fuck all my sorrow away
And fuck ’til the dawn of the next fucking day
Fuck the chorus and verse, fuck the pain getting worse
Fuck it all ’til I burn

I wish I could fuck all of you ’til you see
I’m the worst fuck up in all history
Fuck your image and mine, fuck your limp valentine
Fuck it all ’til I learn

I’m not a kid anymore
I don’t know what I did anymore
But on every damn pass, karma bushwacks my ass
And I get it all back

And I don’t want to move anymore
I’ve got nothing to prove anymore
If I run, if I sit, still it all turns to shit
Then it turns to attack

I wish I could fuck all the memory I keep
Fuck the next ten years and just go to sleep
I’m fucked if I do and I’m fucked if I say
I’m fucked if I don’t, so I’m fucked anyway

I wish I could fuck all of you ’til you see
I don’t need your mercyfuck sympathy
Fuck your word and your prayers, fuck your stares and my cares
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CJ:

Thanks for posting that disjointed resume. I'm sure we're all suitably impressed with your credentials, real and manufactured. Tell me this, though: What pages of your thesis will deal with your brick fetish?

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The dumbass doesn't have a single link -- so who is he and what does he do???

Buff, if you're going to attempt to piss, at least fucking promote something for Chrissake.
Buff is here for the sport.... he really is not in the industry per se. He is being content for me in a new site as a personal favor...

But you are right, I should throw on some tag for his posts!! He should be leasing the space out to make some money....
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Fast cars and explosions
Party hats and motion lotion
Let’s go down to the ocean
And break out the tits and whiskey

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
I am Ernie’s rubber ducky
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Let’s break out the tits and whiskey

It has to be filthy
I’m ripe and I’m healthy
I wish I was wealthy
So fuck the rhythm and let’s break out the tits and whiskey
’cause that shows we’re anarchists

I’m all about right now
And everything I do is Fowl
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DADDY HE STARTED IT!!!!!!

I think you have the 1 up in the insults area Buff so don't cry baby on that one

If you gave half as much thought to an intelligent reply we might have done business some day
CJ: Feel free to crawl to me on your knees and apologize -- I'll be glad to send some business your way when that happens; after all, business is business, but insulting you is pleasure, and I would hate to mix business with pleasure.
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Thanks for the clarification, Mike.
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now I get it ....

Mike brought you here like he does his skanks off the street!!.... your a chess piece for your pimp!! your in good hands, he is one of the few in the industry who treats his models well.

nice move mike!!
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All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese

Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every boy who’s made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want’s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts

He’d know me inside and out
But every boy who’s made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want’s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder

But when I yell for joy, he yells louder
’Cause every boy who’d made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

Love him ’til my dying breath
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Wow CJ you are getting Vicious with me. I think when it comes to hurling common insults, you have bested me as well.

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Amazing, I can literally see you fuming down under....

Deep beaths, maybe a little yoga might help...
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What part of "insignificant" do you not understand, CJ? I couldn't care less who you are! 5 minutes? That's 5 minutes I could textually sodomize you. Besides, if you were important enough that I should check to see who you are and what you do, I wouldn't have to!

You sure do have an inflated perception of your importance.
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Not at all Buff, I'm just confident that I'm more important than you - but that really isn't all that hard to achieve ...

Your nothing but entertainment ... so I guess you do need to go overboard to make sure the spotlight stays on you - especially on those days when you pop the blue pill to get a shoot done because your dick is struggling.

I have been called insignificant by many better people!
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Says, “Baby, I’m all sorts of sorry.”
Says, “Babe, you know I’m all kinds of sad.”
Says, “Maybe it was fun while it lasted.”
I say, “Baby, I just wish that it had.”

Stands before me and his arms are folded
Teeth clenched in a too-perfect face
Turns to leave, an anonymous other
Steps in line to take his foolish place

Each lover’s conversation
“I love you” “No, I love you more”
A perfect imitation
Of the one who came before

Every lover tells a different story
Every story always ends the same
Every lover spins the same kind of sugar
Only thing that changes is his name

Every dream and childhood recollection
Whispered to me in exactly the same way
Don’t ask me where it hurts, now
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CJ:

I didn't post my resume here. You really don't know dick about me. Well, actually dick is all you know about me. I'm smarter than you -- by a long shot. We're talking two, maybe three standard deviations above you.

I'm better educated than you, too. I'm also published -- in economics. Are you published? No? What a surprise.

Oh yeah, and I get paid to fuck.
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YOUR a hero buff
you are smart, you get paid to fuck, and you can come up with the most creative string of fowl words i've seen

you also are narrow minded, arrogant, and you look like one of the guys from queer as folk.

You have no place here, but being that Mike invited you with the purpose of pissing me off, you have achieved your goal for your new employer. oh sorry, YOUR a friend doing him a favoUr.

Have a nice day at work tomorrow.
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YOUR a hero buff
you are smart, you get paid to fuck, and you can come up with the most creative string of fowl words i've seen
Fowl words? What are those, "chicken" "duck" "goose" "turkey" and "quail"???

Again, you have an exaggerated opinion of your importance -- I've been a member here for a long time. Mike doesn't need reenforcements to stompfuck a pretentious little Aussie chick.

Your business must be sucking ass for you to be this distraught.
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Old 03-21-2003   #49
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HAHA Come on CJ, Buff has been around here for awhile, off and on. He is a friend of mine, but I did not hire him to piss with you. I did not say anything about you or anythng else, Buff is his own person, he makes his own decisions.

Beleive me if I had him doing what I wantd, he would be much more polite, he would dress a little better, drive a better car, and stop grabbing Billy's ass!!

Guess this is how people start conspiracy theories....
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Mike, that attack on PornDoggy you had me scheduled for on tomorrow evening at 8:03pm is going to have to be postponed -- I think I am going out with some of your other content (mysexydiary).
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