An All-semen Diet

Uri · 11-27-2002

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

Winetalk.com · 11-27-2002

old news, old thread,
NEXT!

voodooman · 11-27-2002

Not so fast Serge,

Here is my chance.

Mike AI · 11-27-2002

Voodoo, I saw the stupid woman who wants to do this, she was on Playboy TV - She weights about 400+ lbs.... so not only is she a stupid bitch, but als ofat and ugly.... I guess ths is the only way she can get men to "donate" seamen to her.

voodooman · 11-27-2002

I trust your advice Mike.

Ill just keep waiting.

Mike AI · 11-27-2002

Voodoo, I tell you come down to NO for a weekend, I would get you hooked up.....

Also Katie has a few cute friends, and a sister who is pretty hot. These girls are pretty wild too.... but they are in Cali...

voodooman · 11-27-2002

Mike,

I appreciate the invite. Hows the weather during the winter
in NO?

Im out the door, so I'll get back to this later.

Mike AI · 11-27-2002

So far it has been about mid 60s to low 70s in day, then drops to mid 50s at night.... not to bad.

I am about to close on a house in Tampa soon as well. Will be spending a lot of time gettng that house in gear.... there are a LOT of hot chics in Florida... more then anywhere I have been. Could be a good place to find a nice girl. WHen I had my condo there I figured that is where I would find teh perfect woman....

Turns out I was wrong, it was in California.... but hey, stuff happens!

voodooman · 11-27-2002

I have lived in FL 2wice, never found the right one.

Maybe third time is a charm???

I have never been to NO though.

Mike AI · 11-27-2002

Voodoo - you are always welcome down to NO - we would show you a good time.

Edd · 11-27-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 27 2002, 04:05 PM
Voodoo - you are always welcome down to NO - we would show you a good time.

Yeah Voodoo - Mike even has a tractor you could ride so you'd feel right at home!

Shann · 11-27-2002

YUCK! I can suck it up (pun intended haha) here and there, but good GOD a diet of spunk only?!? Too acidic, she'd be puking after a day or 2.... guess that would help lose weight but so do aerobic classes.....

and one and two and....

slavdogg · 11-28-2002

oh damn

i have some extra pimp juice i can donate haha

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Voodoo, I tell you come down to NO for a weekend, I would get you hooked up..... Also Katie has a few cute friends, and a sister who is pretty hot. These girls are pretty wild too.... but they are in Cali... __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	So far it has been about mid 60s to low 70s in day, then drops to mid 50s at night.... not to bad. I am about to close on a house in Tampa soon as well. Will be spending a lot of time gettng that house in gear.... there are a LOT of hot chics in Florida... more then anywhere I have been. Could be a good place to find a nice girl. WHen I had my condo there I figured that is where I would find teh perfect woman.... Turns out I was wrong, it was in California.... but hey, stuff happens! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Voodoo - you are always welcome down to NO - we would show you a good time. __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

11-27-2002	#1
Uri Guests Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tel Aviv, Israel Posts: 120	SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice." It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts. So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs. Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

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voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Not so fast Serge, Here is my chance.

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Shann Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 144	YUCK! I can suck it up (pun intended haha) here and there, but good GOD a diet of spunk only?!? Too acidic, she'd be puking after a day or 2.... guess that would help lose weight but so do aerobic classes..... and one and two and.... __________________ Mike AI says I'm an obnoxious, loud, mean, anti-social bitch!