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Once upon a time there was a handsome prince.
 the prince was VERY lonely  One night, the prince went to a very big masquerade ball  h34r: it was there that he met a beautiful woman  But the womans father, the mean pirate... hated the prince  So, he decided to have the prince "taken care of"  The woman was very sad.  As she held the dying Prince in her arms, she told him how much she loved him and gave him a kiss (with tongue)  It was just what the Prince needed and suddenly he regained consciousness and was ok.  but the pirate was very angry :grrr: The Prince however, was in love... and did not care.  and the bananas rejoiced   Last edited by -= JR =- at Nov 22 2002, 02:19 PM |
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you put tears on my face ;-))
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The pirate could not understand their love, so he took the Prince into his chambers and demanded the Prince make clear his intentions.
The Prince produced a ring the likes of which the pirate had never seen. The Prince claimed it was 14 karats.  The pirate, seeing that his sole daughter truly would be taken care of, and realizing the power of being the father of a future Queen, decided to subject the Prince to one last test. They began to drink.  When it became clear to the pirate that the Prince was a strong and hearty man, and nearly his equal with the bottle, he consented and blessed the marriage.  And the people rejoiced. 
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The prince decided he really liked the Pirate's wife BETTER! He told the pirate and the pirate laughed "She's mine!" This made the prince very mad  But he had an idea  He made the pirate's daughter eat a lot and wouldn't let exercise, so she got a really big butt  Then he realized he didn't like big butts - just old women, so he shot her  ..................
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.... full of his love
and gave her a very "special" facial
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the special facial
caused the princess to magically loose the weight she gained and making the prince again fall for her but the princess saw thru his plan :ttth!: and told him to shape up or ship out  so the prince......
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So the Prince was sent to the front lines by King Buff, who had enough of the stupid drama:
 The Prince was killed in the war, and ended up as Satan's bitch in Hell.  The End
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Gee Buff you sure know how to ruin a good thing.
You sure it was not supposed to be Queen Buff the  ?
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I'm an assninja
h34r: not a buttpirate
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Buff you could be an
 Ass Banana OR an Ass Sniffer  Or an Ass Nazi ( ass Dictator)
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Ass Nazi That's GREAT MikeAI! But I think Buff is right - he's an h34r: 
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This thread = pearl?
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