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Old 04-27-2004   #1
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OMFG.. the page counter says 1.7million views! ))

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LOL! Nice one!

... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P
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... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P
Found that by accident

You should have seen what I was really looking for
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He was just on the Today show - the guy's a riot! And not bad on the eyes....
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Peaches went trolling on Ebay....
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That was funny! His ex-wife probably couldn't handle his sense of humor.. haha
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That's hilarious!

But the best part is that his $1,200 wedding dress will sell for over $15,000 - it's amazing how far a little personality will go.
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It's getting funnier

The guy keeps adding stuff to the text
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hmmm, I have my ex-wife's wedding dress, anyone want to write a nice narrative for me? We can split the profit.
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I can..and because it was a Russian wife, I'll write it in Russian
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I have my mother's wedding dress that I wore in my wedding. I was saving it for my nieces, but for $15K, I can replace it with a $2K new one and they'll never know!

My mother was selling my cousin's on Ebay, had it listed for $17K and never could sell it - and it was NEVER worn. I hope she sees about this guy realizes you CAN do it, lol!
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OMFG.. the page counter says 1.7million views! ))
Over 6.5 million now!

It was sold for $3,850
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This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.

Hahahahahaha

I can see this guy being the next Jay Leno or Letterman
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Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.

Hahahahahaha

I can see this guy being the next Jay Leno or Letterman
Al Roker told him he looked fetching: "Fetching? So you're saying I look like a dog?". He'll be married again in 2 years - he's too fun to be passed up. :P
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