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Vick 04-27-2004 05:06 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=4146756343

Check out the story behind the selling

Peaches 04-27-2004 05:15 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm in love! :inlove:

APTour 04-27-2004 07:55 PM

This guy is too funny :wnw: I want him writing copy :)

cj 04-27-2004 08:08 PM

LMAO

people love others in misery :biglaugh:

Trev 04-28-2004 03:39 AM

Damn he's one funny guy :okthumb:

Opti 04-28-2004 03:44 AM

OMFG.. the page counter says 1.7million views! :)))

I like this bit...
Quote:

Oh, yeah. I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.



Dravyk 04-28-2004 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 27 2004, 05:14 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=4146756343

Check out the story behind the selling

LOL! Nice one!

... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P

Vick 04-28-2004 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Apr 28 2004, 05:17 AM
... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P
Found that by accident

You should have seen what I was really looking for :rolleyes:

gonzo 04-28-2004 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Apr 28 2004, 06:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Apr 28 2004, 06:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Apr 28 2004, 05:17 AM
... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P
Found that by accident

You should have seen what I was really looking for :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
More Lew Payne's butt plugs and furry masks?

Peaches 04-28-2004 09:19 AM

He was just on the Today show - the guy's a riot! And not bad on the eyes.... :awinky:

gonzo 04-28-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 28 2004, 08:27 AM
He was just on the Today show - the guy's a riot! And not bad on the eyes.... :awinky:
Peaches went trolling on Ebay....

Vick 04-28-2004 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by gonzo+Apr 28 2004, 07:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Apr 28 2004, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Vick@Apr 28 2004, 06:53 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk
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@Apr 28 2004, 05:17 AM
... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P


Found that by accident

You should have seen what I was really looking for :rolleyes:

More Lew Payne's butt plugs and furry masks?[/b][/quote]
How did you know I was shopping with Confucy again? :o

gonzo 04-28-2004 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Apr 28 2004, 08:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Apr 28 2004, 08:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -gonzo@Apr 28 2004, 07:13 AM
Quote:

Originally posted by -Vick@Apr 28 2004, 06:53 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk

Quote:

Quote:

@Apr 28 2004, 05:17 AM
... But I'm surprised the question hasn't already been asked: just why were you searching for men wearing wedding dresses to begin with, Vick? :P


Found that by accident

You should have seen what I was really looking for :rolleyes:


More Lew Payne's butt plugs and furry masks?

How did you know I was shopping with Confucy again? :o[/b][/quote]
Hammer mentioned it on his radio show.

Vick 04-28-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 28 2004, 08:42 AM
How did you know I was shopping with Confucy again? :o

Hammer mentioned it on his radio show.
[/quote]
Ah :biglaugh:

Bishop 04-28-2004 11:42 AM

That was funny! His ex-wife probably couldn't handle his sense of humor.. haha

JohnV 04-28-2004 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Apr 28 2004, 05:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Apr 28 2004, 05:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Apr 28 2004, 08:27 AM
He was just on the Today show - the guy's a riot! And not bad on the eyes.... :awinky:
Peaches went trolling on Ebay....[/b][/quote]
LOL, Peaches can get whoever she wants ;-) Damn that story is great...funny dude.

Amberlita 04-28-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 27 2004, 01:14 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=4146756343

Check out the story behind the selling

That's hilarious!

But the best part is that his $1,200 wedding dress will sell for over $15,000 - it's amazing how far a little personality will go. :D

Vick 04-28-2004 03:23 PM

It's getting funnier

The guy keeps adding stuff to the text

voodooman 04-28-2004 03:24 PM

hmmm, I have my ex-wife's wedding dress, anyone want to write a nice narrative for me? We can split the profit.
:okthumb:

Winetalk.com 04-28-2004 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Apr 28 2004, 02:32 PM
hmmm, I have my ex-wife's wedding dress, anyone want to write a nice narrative for me? We can split the profit.
:okthumb:

I can..and because it was a Russian wife, I'll write it in Russian
;_)))

Vick 04-28-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Apr 28 2004, 02:32 PM
hmmm, I have my ex-wife's wedding dress, anyone want to write a nice narrative for me? We can split the profit.
:okthumb:

Yes but what do you look like in it?

Peaches 04-28-2004 05:17 PM

I have my mother's wedding dress that I wore in my wedding. I was saving it for my nieces, but for $15K, I can replace it with a $2K new one and they'll never know! :)

My mother was selling my cousin's on Ebay, had it listed for $17K and never could sell it - and it was NEVER worn. I hope she sees about this guy realizes you CAN do it, lol!

APTour 04-28-2004 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Opti@Apr 28 2004, 03:52 AM
OMFG.. the page counter says 1.7million views! :)))

Over 6.5 million now!

It was sold for $3,850 :)

Trev 04-29-2004 05:40 AM

Quote:

This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.


Hahahahahaha :wnw: :wnw:

I can see this guy being the next Jay Leno or Letterman :okthumb:

Peaches 04-29-2004 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@Apr 29 2004, 05:48 AM
Quote:

This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.


Hahahahahaha :wnw: :wnw:

I can see this guy being the next Jay Leno or Letterman :okthumb:

Al Roker told him he looked fetching: "Fetching? So you're saying I look like a dog?". He'll be married again in 2 years - he's too fun to be passed up. :P

Trev 04-29-2004 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Apr 29 2004, 02:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Apr 29 2004, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Apr 29 2004, 05:48 AM
Quote:

This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.


Hahahahahaha :wnw: :wnw:

I can see this guy being the next Jay Leno or Letterman :okthumb:

Al Roker told him he looked fetching: "Fetching? So you're saying I look like a dog?". He'll be married again in 2 years - he's too fun to be passed up. :P[/b][/quote]
I could sit and read his stuff for hours, I can't wait untill his website goes live :D

voodooman 04-29-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Apr 28 2004, 01:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Apr 28 2004, 01:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Apr 28 2004, 02:32 PM
hmmm, I have my ex-wife's wedding dress, anyone want to write a nice narrative for me? We can split the profit.
:okthumb:

Yes but what do you look like in it?[/b][/quote]
There is the problem. Its tooooo small for me.

Or I think so anyways. :P


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