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Old 04-01-2008   #1
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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

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Old 04-01-2008   #2
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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

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I expect bono to jump out at some point singing "She moves in mysterious ways"
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I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.
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I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.

Mom, not that I believe for a second that you're real, but maybe other nutjobs like you who read this can gain something out of it...

...Clearly your family has more immediate problems. Your daughter likes to communicate with Porn industry peeps, Your husband enjoys Pictures of other girls tits instead of your real-life tits to get off. The fact that you can't accept that these "problems" are probably more important (to you) and discuss them with your family and instead look to God for help tells me that you're a pretty weak head-case.
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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. Nevermind
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*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. Nevermind
Im just wondering what your licking in that picture and can I walk over to your office to have see about having a personal demostration?
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Im just wondering what your licking in that picture and can I walk over to your office to have see about having a personal demostration?

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Would it help if I told you that I was a celebrity of sorts?
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Hey Jessica...



Did you go to church today?
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I LOVED THAT VIDEO...

Thank you so much for sharing it!
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Would it help if I told you that I was a celebrity of sorts?
Being on "Krispy Kreme's top 10 Most wanted" doesn't count as "Celebrity."

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.
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Being on "Krispy Kreme's top 10 Most wanted" doesn't count as "Celebrity."

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.
Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?
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