i found this place on my dad's computer

[vdc-Loki]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.

Nah, that would only be an issue IF Jessica was really name Jessie, cause the bulk of those "oh so righteous holy men" only really dug the alter boys, I'm sure Father Brian is part of that flock, otherwise he would have taken the needed time to truly console Jessica and her family and give them the help they so clearly need.

hallelujah for people like Jessica's mom however, we SOOOOOO need more people that lead their life with nothing but misguided blind faith in a false god that will keep her and her family safe just as long as they remember to pray to him for they're every little whim.

Bless you Jessica's Mom, IF that is indeed your real name

(Me thinks this thread might finally come to an end today given the date on the good old calender)

-Loki-

[Forest]

This thread continues to deliver

I dont know who to laugh harder at

[Ballarena]

Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

Please post your address so TE can send you an invoice.
Even the church doesnt get a free ride here.

[Ballarena]

Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

I expect bono to jump out at some point singing "She moves in mysterious ways"

[Ballarena]

I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.

Mom, not that I believe for a second that you're real, but maybe other nutjobs like you who read this can gain something out of it...

...Clearly your family has more immediate problems. Your daughter likes to communicate with Porn industry peeps, Your husband enjoys Pictures of other girls tits instead of your real-life tits to get off. The fact that you can't accept that these "problems" are probably more important (to you) and discuss them with your family and instead look to God for help tells me that you're a pretty weak head-case.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. Nevermind

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. Nevermind

Im just wondering what your licking in that picture and can I walk over to your office to have see about having a personal demostration?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

Can ya get me a good deal on a peterbilt?

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by Forest

I dont know who to laugh harder at

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

[softball]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

I'm with Danny

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

...and I don't smoke crack anymore, but I still go down in the hood, Just to hang with the bros...

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

SHIT, i'm getting rusty in my old age...

Yes, Gonzo is correct, I can TRULY make or break you, one call from me and you'll be mopping the jizz booths at the local peepshow. or better yet, cleaning Gonzo's office after a HEAVY mexican buffet visit.

And as far as the anal sex, thats not my style, I just want to cuddle.

-Loki-

Hey? ...Does eating out an ex-porn stars pussy categorize me as any sort of celebrity status? huh???

I'm with Danny

yup, sounds just like you...