i found this place on my dad's computer

[Ballarena]

You might want to start paying attention here EJ, then maybe you wouldn't have to waste your time typing messages to someone that won't be reading them. As for me, I don't have any idea what you're talking about and what in the world do machines have to do with anything? But if you want to talk about money and machines, we have plenty of money thanks to my husbands chain of truck and tractor dealerships. He says we'd have even more money if I let him keep running his filth websites but I told him that unless he closes them immediately I will file for divorce and demand sole custody of Jessica. Father Brian suggested that since the websites make so much money that my husband should sell them but I won't allow it.

Jessica's Mom

[2MuchMark]

Not that I believe that Ballarina is a real person, but -

Ballarina. Stay away from adult sites until you're at least 18 years old.

Bllariena's Mom: There's nothing wrong with adult content or the industry as a whole. It's a service that people enjoy and willing to pay for. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that it will go away.

Here's a simple solution. Why not install some adult-content filter software on your computer? Certainly this is a responsible thing for any Mom to do, is it not? There are plenty out there to choose from and some of them are even free.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

You might want to start paying attention here EJ, then maybe you wouldn't have to waste your time typing messages to someone that won't be reading them. As for me, I don't have any idea what you're talking about and what in the world do machines have to do with anything? But if you want to talk about money and machines, we have plenty of money thanks to my husbands chain of truck and tractor dealerships. He says we'd have even more money if I let him keep running his filth websites but I told him that unless he closes them immediately I will file for divorce and demand sole custody of Jessica. Father Brian suggested that since the websites make so much money that my husband should sell them but I won't allow it.

Jessica's Mom

Well, you are certainly a controlling, annoying, and heartless bitch, aren't you?
If your man had any balls, he'd slide you under one of those trucks and back up over you a few times.
Sounds like you ain't keeping your man happy, and he needs to look elsewhere for his sexual satisfaction.
Now, you're not having sex with Father Brian in the confessional are you?
Sure sounds suspicious to me. And you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.

[vdc-Loki]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.

Nah, that would only be an issue IF Jessica was really name Jessie, cause the bulk of those "oh so righteous holy men" only really dug the alter boys, I'm sure Father Brian is part of that flock, otherwise he would have taken the needed time to truly console Jessica and her family and give them the help they so clearly need.

hallelujah for people like Jessica's mom however, we SOOOOOO need more people that lead their life with nothing but misguided blind faith in a false god that will keep her and her family safe just as long as they remember to pray to him for they're every little whim.

Bless you Jessica's Mom, IF that is indeed your real name

(Me thinks this thread might finally come to an end today given the date on the good old calender)

-Loki-

[Forest]

This thread continues to deliver

I dont know who to laugh harder at

[Ballarena]

Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

Please post your address so TE can send you an invoice.
Even the church doesnt get a free ride here.

[Ballarena]

Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

Jessica's Mom

Can ya get me a good deal on a peterbilt?

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by Forest

I dont know who to laugh harder at

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

[softball]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

I'm with Danny

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

...and I don't smoke crack anymore, but I still go down in the hood, Just to hang with the bros...

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

SHIT, i'm getting rusty in my old age...

Yes, Gonzo is correct, I can TRULY make or break you, one call from me and you'll be mopping the jizz booths at the local peepshow. or better yet, cleaning Gonzo's office after a HEAVY mexican buffet visit.

And as far as the anal sex, thats not my style, I just want to cuddle.

-Loki-

Hey? ...Does eating out an ex-porn stars pussy categorize me as any sort of celebrity status? huh???

I'm with Danny

yup, sounds just like you...