i found this place on my dad's computer

[Ballarena]

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

Is Rcourt the guilty poser pedo?

[Ballarena]

you make fun of me for bad spelling but you thikn its ok that you spell bad becaus you are a crap typist? maybe im just a crap typist too. why are you here? did you get abused when you were young? father brian says that people that like looking at bad picturs had bad things hapen to them when they were little. i asked him when my dad comes in my room sometimes and does thing to me if thats what he means. did your dad do things to you when you were a girl like me?

[vdc-Loki]

Hi there, do you like puppet shows?


-Loki-

[Ballarena]

no i dont like pupets they scare me. my dad makes me play with pupets sometimes when he does things to me. he tells me to pretend the pupet is talking to him. he has one that he calls mr stiffy he makes me play with

[gonzo]

You guys are really getting sick now.

[Ballarena]

yes mr fat batman guy father brian says my daddy is sick and i think you are sick too.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*
And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

Liz I think you have a very sexy balloonhead.

[BuZzZ]

hahh

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by BuZzZ

hahh

I smell a sigwhore

[Toby]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I smell a sigwhore

Hunt the Wumpus!

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

why does your head look too big for your body?

Becasue she was too close to the camera when she snapped the picture, creating a fisheye abberation.

[Ballarena]

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

I've already acknowledged that my head is far too big for my string-like body (thank you EJ and 2Muchmark for the kind words however), so I don't know why it continues to vex you so. And in response to your earlier question: I grew up in a healthy, functional family environment which is how I can work in this industry and not fall prey to so many of its commonly associated ills.

Mental health: Improving the adult industry, one professional at a time! ;P


I'd love to hear more about your Daddy, though, since clearly Pastor Brian doesn't care enough to actually follow through. Tell us about your house.

[Ballarena]

hes not a pastor hes a priest. i guess he didnt have time to go to the police yet. my house is tan with brown trim and we have a pool and a big backyard to play in. i think you are pretty even if you do have a big head.

[Ballarena]

i forgot to tell you. i went to the doctor and he told my mom i need to stay home all week and that she needs to bring me back for him to check up every day this week. he has a pupet he tells me to play with like my dad but he is nicer than my dad and give me lolipops.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

hes not a pastor hes a priest. i guess he didnt have time to go to the police yet. my house is tan with brown trim and we have a pool and a big backyard to play in. i think you are pretty even if you do have a big head.

Jessica?
Is this what your house looks like dear?

[2MuchMark]

Um, everyone? You're arguing with someone pretending to be an 11 year old kid! This person doesn't deserve your attention nor time. Not only should his thread not be allowed to continue, but the Ballerina account should be deleted. Real kid or comprimised account, they have no place on any adult board.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

Well, little person, you are simply mistaken. I'm sure I'm correct. You see, I'm REALLY REALLY smart. And your assumption that I don't like sex with women is a non sequitur.
When you grow up, you'll understand the difference. For now, you should go outside, and run up to the very first car you see in the street, and tag it. 'cause yer it!

[Ballarena]

does telling people your really really smart make you smart because im going to start telling people how smart i am and then theyll think im smart too. i looked up non sequitor but since i was making two diferent points i dont think thats what it was. why do you like machines more than ladys?

[ScottMcGowan]

I still say that you should all be put to sleep

[Ballarena]

that picture of you sleeping is funny but do you mean put to sleep like my doggy was when he got old? that seems like a very meen thing to say and i think you are a very meen man to say somthing like that. do you go to church? i think you should so you can learn to be nice.

[softball]

Originally Posted by ScottMcGowan

I still say that you should all be put to sleep

agreed.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

does telling people your really really smart make you smart because im going to start telling people how smart i am and then theyll think im smart too. i looked up non sequitor but since i was making two diferent points i dont think thats what it was. why do you like machines more than ladys?

Hey you little brat cunt You seem to know allot bout members here?
How did you know Gepetto made toys? your more aware of this place than just a child who found this in your daddy's fav folder yesterday.

[Ballarena]

mr rcourt64 you dont seem to be as smart as most of these people and you say mean thing about my family so i dont like you but i saw the picture of that machine thing when the emperor man who thinks hes really really smart talked to me and i know how to go to websites and i know how to read.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is..


Hey? Jessica? whats ur mommy look like? does mom have BIG TATAS

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is..

Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

You wanna have your pre-madonna/tomboy ass recognized at trade shows????

THEN GO TOPLESS NEXT TIME!!! n show them boobies !!!

YOU'LL GET RECOGNIZED A MILE AWAY DUDE...

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

You wanna have your pre-madonna/tomboy ass recognized at trade shows????

THEN GO TOPLESS NEXT TIME!!! n show them boobies !!!

YOU'LL GET RECOGNIZED A MILE AWAY DUDE...

... Well, sure, if it were at all likely that I were to be topless at a show. Which, um, isn't likely at all. So, while I totally 'presh your continued enthusiasm for my breasticular region, it will sadly not be all that likely.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

... Well, sure, if it were at all likely that I were to be topless at a show. Which, um, isn't likely at all. So, while I totally 'presh your continued enthusiasm for my breasticular region, it will sadly not be all that likely.

she said, "breasticular" ROTFL
what a fucin tomboy...

will u show me your breaticular region please Liz.