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Old 03-24-2008   #1
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i am good at math and i no what that bald toby man means becaus he thinks this is a april foul joke doesnt he? well its not
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If you really want to get your daddy in trouble, make a new folder on the desktop called "naked daughter pictures" and put a couple of pictures in there of yourself. That will do it.
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my dad has lots of pichures of me on his computer but they arent naked. why would my dad want to look at pichurs of me naked? most of the ones on there are ladys with dogs and horses and reely gross women with no hair on their thing
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my dad has lots of pichures of me on his computer but they arent naked. why would my dad want to look at pichurs of me naked? most of the ones on there are ladys with dogs and horses and reely gross women with no hair on their thing
ha. caught by your own stuff. At 11, I doubt a girl would have much "hair on their thing" or have experience in seeing "hair on their thing", so why would you mention it? If anything you might mention girls with "lots of hair on their thing" as opposed to no hair.

To use the modern term, pwn3d.
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mr. alex i guess you dont no this but girls like me have moms and we take baths with them sometimes and they tell us about this stuff so i no that ladys are supposed to have hair down there but all of the pichurs on my dads computer are ladys with no hair down there. he also has pichures of men sticking their things in a hole in a wall and ladys licking on them. my preist told me that was a sin and that my dad needed to get help and that i neede to help him get better from beign so sick
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It's nice that you can count, but it would be nicer if you could, y'know... Spell.
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If nothing else, this thread is a great advertisement for birth control.
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omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.
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omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.
You guys are distracting me again. Smart using a different computer. Youll screw up sooner or later.
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Thanks, Ballarena, but yes, by the time I was in fourth/ fifth grade (which, presuming you are on a standard scholastic progression would be your age), I am pretty sure I knew the difference between "no" and "know" - one of hte most common homonym pairs - and general rules regarding pluralisation ("ladys"? Really?).

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Well, obviously. Incorrect spelling and useage muddles one's message and makes for poor communication skills. Typos are one thing - I am a crap typist as a general rule - but I understand how language works, at least.
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i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

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Well, obviously. Incorrect spelling and useage muddles one's message and makes for poor communication skills. Typos are one thing - I am a crap typist as a general rule - but I understand how language works, at least.
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