Near Death Experience on Return Flight

jerseygto · 12-06-2006

And this is why I drive fellas I can handle my own farts

But man the last time I took the amtrack thank I get my own sleeper car when I travel by train this friggin old lady let out a smell older than her an she must have been friggin 100 herself

I jus got my beers from the lounge an went back to my room

gonzo · 12-06-2006

You have to be on gaurd in the casino too.... Monday night the guy in the corner turned one loose that ran me away from the table as I was scared I would make a counter launch.

Peaches · 12-06-2006

I call bullshit. If there were two Asian women between you and Gonzo you would have been hitting on them the entire flight. Unless, of course, they were over 20

I still think it was Gonzo. Pork+Buffet+Southern Boys=gas

gonzo · 12-06-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I call bullshit. If there were two Asian women between you and Gonzo you would have been hitting on them the entire flight. Unless, of course, they were over 20

I still think it was Gonzo. Pork+Buffet+Southern Boys=gas

I dont go for the walker crowd.
Only bullshit in this tread was left at the gate.

Peaches · 12-06-2006

Hey, I'm just pissed I didn't get to wear my new winter clothes in Alaska. But since it's showing even more rain where I was going than it did when I decided to cancel, I did the right thing by putting it off until there's SNOW there. Plus I'll see Miss Eve in San Fran in Feb

Edit - and I STILL think Gonzo at least CONTRIBUTED

Forest · 12-06-2006

I love to fart on airplanes

Lets everyone around me enjoy my sweetness

=)

Hammer · 12-06-2006

You needed a couch on a flight from Memphis to Atlanta?

Hell Puppy · 12-06-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I call bullshit. If there were two Asian women between you and Gonzo you would have been hitting on them the entire flight. Unless, of course, they were over 20

I still think it was Gonzo. Pork+Buffet+Southern Boys=gas

No yellow fever here, this had already turned sour....given the way asians age they could've been anywhere from 50 to 110 years old. Based on what came out of their ass, I'm guessing closer to the latter.

Hell Puppy · 12-06-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

You have to be on gaurd in the casino too.... Monday night the guy in the corner turned one loose that ran me away from the table as I was scared I would make a counter launch.

Yeah, between him and Typhoid Jay the Pai Gow dealer, we're again lucky to be alive.

12-06-2006	#1
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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: Near Death Experience on Return Flight Hey, I'm just pissed I didn't get to wear my new winter clothes in Alaska. But since it's showing even more rain where I was going than it did when I decided to cancel, I did the right thing by putting it off until there's SNOW there. Plus I'll see Miss Eve in San Fran in Feb Edit - and I STILL think Gonzo at least CONTRIBUTED __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533 Last edited by Peaches; 12-06-2006 at 02:05 PM.

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