Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

Wether you're straight or gay, I think we'll see peace in the middle east before we see your definition of straight come true

I am well aware of your inabilities of reading and comprehension, but for gods sake man, my definition is RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, even in quotes.

But, Here, let me break it down for you.

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women

Timon (thats you) My (thats me) definition (The act of making clear and distinct: a definition of one's intentions) of Straight (Not deviating from what is considered socially normal, usual, or acceptable; conventional) is me with a woman (An adult female human)/women(Plural of woman).

If you need any further assistance, please ask Morgan, as I am sure she will be willing to do some charity work for the Hollidays.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

If you need any further assistance, please ask Morgan, as I am sure she will be willing to do some charity work for the Hollidays.

Morgan hates me more than she hates George Bush, so that won't happen

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

Morgan hates me, so that won't happen

With extreme prejudice.

Ok, I have to go out of town for the day, Ill resume my burning's this evening.

Have a good day!

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Ok, I have to go out of town for the day, Ill resume my burning's this evening.

aaahhh the smell of burning voodoo ass in the morning, it's sweet aint it

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Timon

Morgan hates me more than she hates George Bush, so that won't happen

Actually, I don't hate you at all. In order to "hate" you, I'd have to actually think about you.

Don't flatter yourself, Sambo.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, I don't hate you at all. In order to "hate" you, I'd have to actually think about you.

Don't flatter yourself, Sambo.

It's because I'm white right? Racist

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Timon

It's because I'm white right? Racist

"Bigot" is more appropriate.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

"Bigot" is more appropriate.

I had to look that up in my English to Dutch dictionary and I don't know what the Dutch translation means either??
(can you add that smiley with the question marks to the "morgan specials" I needed it but it's missing )

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Timon

I had to look that up in my English to Dutch dictionary and I don't know what the Dutch translation means either??
(can you add that smiley with the question marks to the "morgan specials" I needed it but it's missing )

Shitfuck.

OK...a "racist" is prejudiced against someone due to their skin color, ethnic group or religion.

A "bigot" is prejudiced against someone for a specific reason. For example, if you hated everyone who wore argyle socks you would be a "bigot," not a "racist." (You would also be a thorough nutcase, but that's inherent for most racists and bigots anyway.)

In common usage, the two words often overlap in meaning. For many, they are interchangeable.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women

No need to explain what you meant, but maybe I should explain what I meant:

peace in the middle east: not going to happen

you with a woman: not going to happen

but if either of the above WILL happen then peace in the middle east is about a thousand times more likely

Got it?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

No need to explain what you meant, but maybe I should explain what I meant:

peace in the middle east: not going to happen

you with a woman: not going to happen

but if either of the above WILL happen then peace in the middle east is about a thousand times more likely

Got it?

Arguing with you is like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It's a waste of time and you only end up annoying the pig.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Arguing with you is like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It's a waste of time and you only end up annoying the pig.

It's more like punching a brick wall, the harder you try to punch the more you hurt yourself

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women

It's safe to say you have never had a minute of straight time in your life!!

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women

TE makes a valid point....

If your definition of straight is Voodooman WITH a woman then what is your definition of Voodooman WITHOUT a woman!!??

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[Sin]

Originally Posted by Timon

TE makes a valid point....

If your definition of straight is Voodooman WITH a woman then what is your definition of Voodooman WITHOUT a woman!!??

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

I expect the answer to that is "Single" much like most the rest of the human race calls it

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Sin

I expect the answer to that is "Single" much like most the rest of the human race calls it

You seen his pictures, he's too good looking to be single

[Dravyk]

This thread is "Big Gay Al" gay.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

This thread is "Big Gay Al" gay.

Actually its Liberace Gay..

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Actually its Liberace Gay..

LMAO! Got me there!

[Sin]

Originally Posted by Timon

You seen his pictures, he's too good looking to be single

Timon are you trying to convince us Voodoo is gay, or prove that you are?

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Sin

Timon are you trying to convince us Voodoo is gay, or prove that you are?

Are you saying voodoo is ugly?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

You seen his pictures, he's too good looking to be single

Im going to take this as a compliment and an insult but given who it comes from, the insult is cancelled out.


Sadly enough, your right about why I'm single. Honestly, I don't understand it myself, other than it's where I live.

It's quite sad actually.

Let's have a "Find voodooman a good woman charity drive".

Timon, I said WOMAN. Not a man that WAS a woman, or a woman that was a man or anything other than a STRAIGHT, normal, nice woman.

I think I have tried this before and got no one to bite or help me out, so I'm quite sure it's not going to happen this time, but I'm desperate now.



















Anyone feeling sorry for me yet? hehe