Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

You might not have to live with that punishment that God gave you afterall... :rolleyes:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...ub=CTVNewsAt11

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Oh I thought this was about a sexual preference transplant :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I'm just thrilled to death that while your news trolling looking for something to post on Oprano, you actually think about me. WoW!

:)

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women, your definition obviously is you straight into a guys asshole (depending on what day of the week it is). It's ok Timon, I wont judge you, it's not my style.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Wether you're straight or gay, I think we'll see peace in the middle east before we see your definition of straight come true :lmao1:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I am imagining a frankie look alike hre now. :)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Or before you come out of the closet.

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You really think you'll never be with a woman again? :(

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I am well aware of your inabilities of reading and comprehension, but for gods sake man, my definition is RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, even in quotes.

But, Here, let me break it down for you.

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women

Timon (thats you) My (thats me) definition (The act of making clear and distinct: a definition of one's intentions) of Straight (Not deviating from what is considered socially normal, usual, or acceptable; conventional) is me with a woman (An adult female human)/women(Plural of woman).

If you need any further assistance, please ask Morgan, as I am sure she will be willing to do some charity work for the Hollidays.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Morgan hates me more than she hates George Bush, so that won't happen :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

No need to explain what you meant, but maybe I should explain what I meant:

peace in the middle east: not going to happen

you with a woman: not going to happen

but if either of the above WILL happen then peace in the middle east is about a thousand times more likely :p

Got it?

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

With extreme prejudice. :whistling

Ok, I have to go out of town for the day, Ill resume my burning's this evening.

Have a good day!

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

aaahhh the smell of burning voodoo ass in the morning, it's sweet aint it :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Arguing with you is like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It's a waste of time and you only end up annoying the pig.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

It's more like punching a brick wall, the harder you try to punch the more you hurt yourself :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

That's a good analogy Timon.

Voodoo, don't hurt yourself.

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Actually, I don't hate you at all. In order to "hate" you, I'd have to actually think about you.

Don't flatter yourself, Sambo.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

It's because I'm white right? Racist :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

"Bigot" is more appropriate.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

It's safe to say you have never had a minute of straight time in your life!! :)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I had to look that up in my English to Dutch dictionary and I don't know what the Dutch translation means either??
(can you add that smiley with the question marks to the "morgan specials" I needed it but it's missing :()

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Shitfuck.

OK...a "racist" is prejudiced against someone due to their skin color, ethnic group or religion.

A "bigot" is prejudiced against someone for a specific reason. For example, if you hated everyone who wore argyle socks you would be a "bigot," not a "racist." (You would also be a thorough nutcase, but that's inherent for most racists and bigots anyway.)

In common usage, the two words often overlap in meaning. For many, they are interchangeable.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Ok I'm still confused, am I the bigot or are you the bigot?

And I never say shitfuck I just blink a lot :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I say "shitfuck." It's one of my favorite "words I made up for certain situations."

This is one of those situations.

You called me a "racist" and I corrected it to "bigot." (I have a tendency to correct insults and send them back to be done again.) That would make me the bigot.

You're just confused.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Ok Ms. Bigot thanks for the English lesson :p

This is the smiley that's missing:

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fr...smiley-004.gif

If you add it to the Morgan Specials I promise I'll never impersonate a black dude again :yowsa:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Why you bigotting on me http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fr...smiley-004.gif

see how good that smiley works.... :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

TE makes a valid point....

If your definition of straight is Voodooman WITH a woman then what is your definition of Voodooman WITHOUT a woman!!??

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA :lmao1:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I expect the answer to that is "Single" much like most the rest of the human race calls it ;)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

You seen his pictures, he's too good looking to be single :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

This thread is "Big Gay Al" gay. :yowsa:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Timon are you trying to convince us Voodoo is gay, or prove that you are?

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Actually its Liberace Gay..


http://www.isjustanasshole.com/assho...aid_dravyk.jpg

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Are you saying voodoo is ugly?

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Its okay Timon, you can admit that you're attracted to him. You've already admitted he's good looking. :) Don't try to shift the attention onto me... :yowsa:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

He might be good looking but I'm still way out of his league :p

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Oh? What type of men do you go for Timon?

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Well if a man looked like this I guess that would work for me :p

http://myspace-166.vo.llnwd.net/0015...58590166_l.jpg

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Its amazing what can be done with surgery these days eh? ;)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

LMAO! Got me there! :yowsa:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Im going to take this as a compliment and an insult but given who it comes from, the insult is cancelled out.


Sadly enough, your right about why I'm single. Honestly, I don't understand it myself, other than it's where I live.

It's quite sad actually.

Let's have a "Find voodooman a good woman charity drive".

Timon, I said WOMAN. Not a man that WAS a woman, or a woman that was a man or anything other than a STRAIGHT, normal, nice woman.

I think I have tried this before and got no one to bite or help me out, so I'm quite sure it's not going to happen this time, but I'm desperate now.

;)

















Anyone feeling sorry for me yet? hehe

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Hmmm...

No.

I've always found myself rather turned off by the "Poor pitiful me" approach ;)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Damn, VDM! Dontcha know that Mercy F**ks are soooo last millenium. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

... or so Timon tells me.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

LOL, Believe me, there is no Poor pitiful me. But I do appreciate your opinion. :okthumb:

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

So how is it again that YOU get laid? ;)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I might remind you it was you who brought up "Its quite sad" and mentioned a "charity" drive ;)

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

I'm glad to hear your outlook is not one of 'poor pitiful me' :) My outlook of you is not along those lines at all.

Re: Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend
 

Mercy fucks are making a massive come back... Hell I wouldn't be married if they weren't ;)

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LMAO! :okthumb: