Refer to this thread when using Your, You're etc...

[voodooman]

Official Grammar Police:
Listen up you fuckin morons: here's what it comes down to:

you + are = you're
(i.e. You're all fuckin morons for not having learned this simple concept in elementary school.)

Your = your bike, your car, your lack of intelligence, etc.

Their ignorance fucking makes me sick.
They're probably working at a gas station.
There, I fuckin said it! Now utilize this knowledge I bestow upon you, you short-yellow-bus-riding tarts!

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Official Grammar Police:
Listen up you fuckin morons: here's what it comes down to:

you + are = you're
(i.e. You're all fuckin morons for not having learned this simple concept in elementary school.)

Your = your bike, your car, your lack of intelligence, etc.

Their ignorance fucking makes me sick.
They're probably working at a gas station.
There, I fuckin said it! Now utilize this knowledge I bestow upon you, you short-yellow-bus-riding tarts!

Your an asshole

[Funbrunette]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Your an asshole

I think it's YOU'RE an asshole! hihihihihihi!

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

I think it's YOU'RE an asshole! hihihihihihi!

I would say that your an asshole two but I would rather say that you're asshole is probably pretty nice

[Funbrunette]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I would say that your an asshole two but I would rather say that you're asshole is probably pretty nice

You know it's funny you say that...Is it just me or is calling a woman an asshoel weird? Seems it only applies to men no?

[TheEnforcer]

Someone pissed in your corn flakes this morning!!

[Sin]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Official Grammar Police:
Listen up you fuckin morons: here's what it comes down to:

you + are = you're
(i.e. You're all fuckin morons for not having learned this simple concept in elementary school.)

Your = your bike, your car, your lack of intelligence, etc.

Their ignorance fucking makes me sick.
They're probably working at a gas station.
There, I fuckin said it! Now utilize this knowledge I bestow upon you, you short-yellow-bus-riding tarts!

Phew! You're HOT!

[Newton]

A most delightful explanation as to the differences between words, as given by Voodooman, to the colonies .. I thank you

[Osiris]

Haha! It's a perfect time for this...

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Official Grammar Police:
Listen up you fuckin morons: here's what it comes down to:

you + are = you're
(i.e. You're all fuckin morons for not having learned this simple concept in elementary school.)

Your = your bike, your car, your lack of intelligence, etc.

Their ignorance fucking makes me sick.
They're probably working at a gas station.
There, I fuckin said it! Now utilize this knowledge I bestow upon you, you short-yellow-bus-riding tarts!

Thats aimed at me...

I'm sorry.

It really is my biggest fault.

I always do it.

[Dravyk]

... Not to be confused with "Yor".

[Osiris]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

... Not to be confused with "Yor".

Hahahaha! That's great man!

[TheEnforcer]

My guess is that Nick will do it even more now just to annoy voodooman!! :>))

Some good graphics on this page!! LOL

[Trev]

Mkay, now all I need is for someone to show me the correct use for: to, too and two...

[PornoDoggy]

Hmmmm ... I've seen pissing contests between federal and state cops.

I've seen juris-dick-shunal squabbles between the state boys and local cops.

But voodooman, my friend ... when Morgan sees you straying onto her turf - urine trouble.

[justb]

oh my.........

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mkay, now all I need is for someone to show me the correct use for: to, too and two...

You're too confused to understand "two". ... So there.

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mkay, now all I need is for someone to show me the correct use for: to, too and two...

two: the number 2. It not used for anything else.
too: 1. In addition; also: He's coming along too.
2. More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
3. To a regrettable degree: My error was all too apparent.
4 Very; extremely; immensely: He's only too willing to be of service.
Informal. Indeed; so: You will too do it!
to: is a preposition that can be used in so many ways, so just figure if it doesn't fir into the other two, use to.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Hmmmm ... I've seen pissing contests between federal and state cops.

I've seen juris-dick-shunal squabbles between the state boys and local cops.

But voodooman, my friend ... when Morgan sees you straying onto her turf - urine trouble.

Actually, Morgan has already given voodooman points for that.
Sex is also available. A lot of it.

Nick...in an odd way, your finger types what your brain mentally "hears" as you think. Therefore, a lot of "their/they're/there," etc., mistakes occur due to "sound." I do it ALL the time. Sometimes I catch it before I post, sometimes I edit quickly, and a lot of the time I just say "oh, the hell with it, somebody will enjoy harrassing me about it and I've provided a service."

[TondaB]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mkay, now all I need is for someone to show me the correct use for: to, too and two...

Two is pretty easy as it deals with numbers.

I have two pieces of cake left.
I walked two miles to school.

Too always describes "also" or "in excess".

I want some ice cream too.
Your walkman is playing too loudly.

*Note the extra o as it should remind you that this word deals with adding more on to something.

To is used in all other cases.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Red

two: the number 2. It not used for anything else.
too: 1. In addition; also: He's coming along too.
2. More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
3. To a regrettable degree: My error was all too apparent.
4 Very; extremely; immensely: He's only too willing to be of service.
Informal. Indeed; so: You will too do it!
to: is a preposition that can be used in so many ways, so just figure if it doesn't fir into the other two, use to.

Points to Red for going even further with that than I would have!

("Farther" is distance. "Further" is time.)

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by TondaB

Two is pretty easy as it deals with numbers.

I have two pieces of cake left.
I walked two miles to school.

Too always describes "also" or "in excess".

I want some ice cream too.
Your walkman is playing too loudly.

*Note the extra o as it should remind you that this word deals with adding more on to something.

To is used in all other cases.

Hey, Tonda!!

How's one of my absolute favorite humans doing today?

[TondaB]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Hey, Tonda!!

How's one of my absolute favorite humans doing today?

I am doing great! Thanks for asking How about you?

[Newton]

Trev, its easy mate ...

TO LET : Two feet of prime real estate on Dravyks head, has running water, electricity and partially unfurnished. Too much to list and must sell soon.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Newton

Trev, its easy mate ...

TO LET : Two feet of prime real estate on Dravyks head, has running water, electricity and partially unfurnished. Too much to list and must sell soon.

Cheers everyone, it's rather easy to grasp with an example

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Newton

TO LET : Two feet of prime real estate on Dravyks head, has running water, electricity and partially unfurnished. Too much to list and must sell soon.

Partially unfurnished means there must be furniture on my head. ... Must be that odd British humour.

Tonda!! Always enjoyable to see you here!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Newton

Trev, its easy mate ...

TO LET : Two feet of prime real estate on Dravyks head, has running water, electricity and partially unfurnished. Too much to list and must sell soon.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

Shouldn't you be out selling something or remembering an episode name?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by TondaB

I am doing great! Thanks for asking How about you?

*huge hugs for my affiliate rep of gold*
I'm doing very well. Had a ball out shopping with my husband this morning. (It's amazing what I can talk him into buying when he's late for work!) I got my annual angel, which always makes me happy. It will take some time, but eventually I want to be one of those daft old ladies who over-decorates for the holidays.

This was the very first time we've left our new Chihuahua alone while we *both* went out. The greeting when we came back was intense.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Partially unfurnished means there must be furniture on my head. ... Must be that odd British humour.

Tonda!! Always enjoyable to see you here!

It is part carpeted though.

Looks like old shag pile.

Probably been scotch guarded a few times

[Dravyk]

Any scotch goes immediately down the gullet.

[Newton]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Any scotch goes immediately down the gullet.

LOL No .. too easy

[TondaB]

Thanks Dravyk! I thought I would stop by and surprise the hell out of you guys

Morgan,

I need pics of your puppy. I love doggies!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by TondaB

Thanks Dravyk! I thought I would stop by and surprise the hell out of you guys

Morgan,

I need pics of your puppy. I love doggies!

Tonda, meet Dingo. Half Chihuahua, half Dachshund.



Her new white sweater and her favorite toy...which she swiped from the cats. She loves cats. They're...confused. They know she doesn't mean any harm, but are still reluctant to play the "chase me, chase me!" game she keeps trying to get going.

Taking pics of her is difficult due to my damned camera. It has a "preflash" thing, which makes her look away immediately. I've gotten some great shots of the empty space where she used to be sitting.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, Morgan has already given voodooman points for that.
Sex is also available. A lot of it.

Nick...in an odd way, your finger types what your brain mentally "hears" as you think. Therefore, a lot of "their/they're/there," etc., mistakes occur due to "sound." I do it ALL the time. Sometimes I catch it before I post, sometimes I edit quickly, and a lot of the time I just say "oh, the hell with it, somebody will enjoy harrassing me about it and I've provided a service."

There are certain words that my fingers have stumbled over since before my first "keyboard upgrade" was to an IBM Selectric I, even when I could crank out 85+ WPM on a manual typewriter.

Word processors (followed by computers) absolutely RUINED my spelling. I had average spelling skills until I joined the Navy. After boot camp and a basic school, I went to an advanced clerical school where whiteout was grounds for dismissal, and the words "there was a spelling error somewhere” were accompanied by the sound of the twelve page document being ripped up in front of your eyes.

This proved far more effective than only getting a blue star on the weekly spelling test, lemme tellya.

[voodooman]

Morgan,



Thanks, and I'll be in touch. I actually didn't post this for any other reason than to make some people laugh. When talking with someone in PERSON, does one know when one uses Your, you’re, two, too, to, etc incorrectly? I think not therefore, My view on people misspelling things on the net, especially in Oprano's forum is a result of trying to type TO fast for their abilities, to excited to post their comments, or just careless typing, NOT that the person doing the typing is illiterate or stupid.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Morgan,



Thanks, and I'll be in touch. I actually didn't post this for any other reason than to make some people laugh. When talking with someone in PERSON, does one know when one uses Your, you’re, two, too, to, etc incorrectly? I think not therefore, My view on people misspelling things on the net, especially in Oprano's forum is a result of trying to type TO fast for their abilities, to excited to post their comments, or just careless typing, NOT that the person doing the typing is illiterate or stupid.

I don't understand this post.
Have I inadvertently offended you in some way?
I gave you points because I enjoyed your original post so much. I made a sexual remark, like I sometimes do.
I didn't state nor imply that anyone at all was illiterate or stupid.
What happened?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I don't understand this post.
Have I inadvertently offended you in some way?
I gave you points because I enjoyed your original post so much. I made a sexual remark, like I sometimes do.
I didn't state nor imply that anyone at all was illiterate or stupid.
What happened?

hahaha, Nope you didn't do anything but give praise.
I guess I combined the two points and I can see how it sounded like
I was bagging on you, but I wasn't. My bad Morgan!

I should have hit return after laugh and started a new paragraph.

[PornoDoggy]

Do you have a good Morgan and a bad Morgan? Or did you mean, "My bad, Morgan"?

This interlude brought to you by the Comma Foundation.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Morgan,



Thanks, and I'll be in touch. I actually didn't post this for any other reason than to make some people laugh. When talking with someone in PERSON, does one know when one uses Your, you’re, two, too, to, etc incorrectly? I think not therefore, My view on people misspelling things on the net, especially in Oprano's forum is a result of trying to type TO fast for their abilities, to excited to post their comments, or just careless typing, NOT that the person doing the typing is illiterate or stupid.

Ermm...shouldn't that be TOO?

[voodooman]

PD,

You're correct! There is a Good Morgan, and a Bad Morgan.

Lisa, You win the prize for being the first to point that out. Took long enough!
You win a date with pushpills.
Let him know when will be good for you and have fun.

[voodooman]

Furthermore,

I'll be the FIRST to admit that without Microsoft Word and its spelling and grammar check, I would never have a case go to court. I hate Grammar, didn't like it in school and don't like it now.

[Lisa]

I loved that stuff! Grammar, spelling, punctuation...to me that was the 'math' part of English...there were right and wrong answers!

I hated comprehension, book reviews/analysis and creative writing...too airy fairy for me. Actually I didn't hate doing them, I hated being graded on them.

[Lisa]

Btw, if, in a charitable gesture, I return the prize to the prizegiver, does that mean you have to go on the date with Steve?

[sarettah]

I cannot believe that this thread has lasted this long.

Your all so very gay

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I cannot believe that this thread has lasted this long.

Your all so very gay

And a guy who loves to roll his dick out and take photos should damn well know what gay is!

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Btw, if, in a charitable gesture, I return the prize to the prizegiver, does that mean you have to go on the date with Steve?

I won nothing, YOU felt compelled to correct my cuntry gramma.

BTW, who is Steve?

[Jeremy]

I can't believe we've got so far into this discussion without anyone calling someone else a "looser".

Next week: it's and its.

[Timon]

Jeremy, your a bigger looser then voodooman, and if you say its not true than I will laugh my ass of.

[Timon]

I guess they spend so much time on teaching American history and the American constitution in US schools that they had to scrap the English grammar lessons