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[pushpills]

i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.

[Biggy]

Originally Posted by pushpills

i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.

you need free hands to type!

[Trev]

What do you guys actually find to turn you on?

I've seen so many pics and hundreds of hours of film that only the real thing seems to do it for me now... or is there something new - something I've not yet seen?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by pushpills

i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.

According to a study done by Stanford University and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, any sudden decrease in male masturbation causes an immediate and painful backup of semen in the testicles. It was shown to cause not only a decrease in work productivity but also effects the language center in the brain. Test subjects displayed a tendency to babble incoherently, often for days at a time. Their grant was continued.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

According to a study done by Stanford University and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, any sudden decrease in male masturbation causes an immediate and painful backup of semen in the testicles. It was shown to cause not only a decrease in work productivity but also effects the language center in the brain. Test subjects displayed a tendency to babble incoherently, often for days at a time. Their grant was continued.

So you're saying that people like GW Bush just need a good wank...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

So you're saying that people like GW Bush just need a good wank...

Hopefully, the continued grant will allow Stanford to determine whether or not the condition is reversible.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Hopefully, the continued grant will allow Stanford to determine whether or not the condition is reversible.

They should ask Clinton.