best business thread ever.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Biggy

how many times do you jerk off in a given work day?

if we can figure out a way to reduce the total # by lets say 20-50%, productivity will go up by 500-1000%. I was thinking about putting one of those things around my neck, like what you put on dogs to prevent them from biting their claws. what do you guys think?

Why not just hook up to a generator and sell the power back to the electric company ?

Some of the folks around here could probably power New York and still have leftovers

[Biggy]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Why not just hook up to a generator and sell the power back to the electric company ?

Some of the folks around here could probably power New York and still have leftovers

the man who could figure this out, would be a very rich man