best business thread ever.

[DrGuile]

Originally Posted by Biggy

how many times do you jerk off in a given work day?

if we can figure out a way to reduce the total # by lets say 20-50%, productivity will go up by 500-1000%. I was thinking about putting one of those things around my neck, like what you put on dogs to prevent them from biting their claws. what do you guys think?

Good idea... but it wouldnt go around your neck... ya know...

[Biggy]

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Good idea... but it wouldnt go around your neck... ya know...

it would prevent me from auto-fellatio