Apples and wine

Peaches · 09-01-2005

I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Hell Puppy · 09-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Myself, I shake the living shit out of the apple tree and eat the best looking apple that falls off.

Raven · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Peaches, you are a fine woman with one hell of a sense of humour. Best bedtime story I've read in a while!

Vick · 09-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Myself, I shake the living shit out of the apple tree and eat the best looking apple that falls off.

Gabriel · 09-02-2005

Some apples can be dressed up or acceserized with peanut butter, carmel or honey.

Winetalk.com · 09-02-2005

Red · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

And a little humor is just what everyone needs right about now. Thanks Peaches.

Red · 09-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I can always count on Serge making me smile.

Peaches · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Some apples can be dressed up or acceserized with peanut butter, carmel or honey.

One of the many reasons I love Gabe

pushpills · 09-02-2005

I like to soak several apples in alcohol, then snack on the first one that starts to tip over.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-04-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Good, very good.

Thanks Serge.

He he

;-)

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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Apples and wine I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

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