Apples and wine
 

I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight ;)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Myself, I shake the living shit out of the apple tree and eat the best looking apple that falls off.

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Peaches, you are a fine woman with one hell of a sense of humour. Best bedtime story I've read in a while!

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:okthumb: :okthumb:

:wnw:

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Some apples can be dressed up or acceserized with peanut butter, carmel or honey.

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And a little humor is just what everyone needs right about now. Thanks Peaches. :)

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:biglaugh:

I can always count on Serge making me smile.

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One of the many reasons I love Gabe ;)

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I like to soak several apples in alcohol, then snack on the first one that starts to tip over.

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Good, very good.

Thanks Serge.

He he

;-)