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Old 04-19-2005   #1
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House Wife looking to employ new husband. Would suit 25-40 year old, smart appearance and good build is essential.
Must be multi tasking and qualified to maintain all household jobs as requested by the wife.

Duties include. Assisting in the day to day running of a busy home environment, being able to satisfy the every needs of the wife, Have excellent verbal and communication skills and be highly motivated.

Wages will be paid in kind.

You can apply for this job by contacting Toni Jenkins via PM :P
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House Wife looking to employ new husband. Would suit 25-40 year old, smart appearance and good build is essential.
Must be multi tasking and qualified to maintain all household jobs as requested by the wife.

Duties include. Assisting in the day to day running of a busy home environment, being able to satisfy the every needs of the wife, Have excellent verbal and communication skills and be highly motivated.

Wages will be paid in kind.

You can apply for this job by contacting Toni Jenkins via PM :P


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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a.

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a.

The man is always the last to know.
No he knew... I like that I only get his attention when I post on Oprano <_<
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I think we should build a room just for you guys to meet up in lol
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I'll send you mine if ya want.

I dont really want a replacement either.


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I'll send you mine if ya want.

I dont really want a replacement either.


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how much life insurance do you have on trev?
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how much life insurance do you have on trev?
About a weeks worth of shopping
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Christ!

I forget to do one little job and I'm being replaced, I'm surprised your not outsourcing to India
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Christ!

I forget to do one little job and I'm being replaced, I'm surprised your not outsourcing to India
I can see it now ahahahahaha outsorcing to india!! lol


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No he knew... I like that I only get his attention when I post on Oprano <_<
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then tie a rope around his penis

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oh that's right you like "only get his attention when I post on Oprano"

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I forget to do one little job and I'm being replaced, I'm surprised your not outsourcing to India
Yes you may have only forgotten to do one job but how many times have you forgotten to do it now? :angry:
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Ok so the wife/ex-wife has gone off to bed, and I open Oprano up on her pc to find that some of you are actually sending PM's :angry:

Son's of bitches!

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I think this was her way of telling me to pull my finger out and put the new clothes line up... not sure yet...
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What!?!?!?

humour???!!!

She told me she is willing to up her age limit too!!! ;-)))


It was going swimmingly well too.

Agreeable to anal sex. All fine.

Then she asked what size strapon I could take.

Errr I mean ...someone has hacked my account.
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What!?!?!?

humour???!!!

She told me she is willing to up her age limit too!!! ;-)))


It was going swimmingly well too.

Agreeable to anal sex. All fine.

Then she asked what size strapon I could take.

Errr I mean ...someone has hacked my account.
Ahh, she forgot to mention her face changer
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We'll give this weekend a miss then :P
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Don't start <_<

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24 hours later and still no fucking washing line :angry:

So tomorrow morning Im going to do it myself
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