House Wife looking to employ new husband. Would suit 25-40 year old, smart appearance and good build is essential.
Must be multi tasking and qualified to maintain all household jobs as requested by the wife.

Duties include. Assisting in the day to day running of a busy home environment, being able to satisfy the every needs of the wife, Have excellent verbal and communication skills and be highly motivated.

Wages will be paid in kind.

You can apply for this job by contacting Toni Jenkins via PM :P

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:D

ruh roh...i smell drama!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a.

The man is always the last to know.

No he knew... I like that I only get his attention when I post on Oprano <_<

No he knew... I like that I only get his attention when I post on Oprano <_< [/b][/quote]
oh so little time
so many jokes

Must restrain self :wacko:

oh so little time
so many jokes

Must restrain self :wacko: [/b][/quote]
No, Vick please joke away :D

I think we should build a room just for you guys to meet up in lol

I'll send you mine if ya want.

I dont really want a replacement either.


Sabby:)

ummm so those things you said were just empty promises!!!!!

I'm not just a toy for you to play with and discard when a newer one comes along!!!

how much life insurance do you have on trev?

If it's better than mine i'll take it :D

About a weeks worth of shopping :(

Christ!

I forget to do one little job and I'm being replaced, I'm surprised your not outsourcing to India :unsure:

I can see it now ahahahahaha outsorcing to india!! lol


""Oh yes , you are liking that very much!!!

ohohohoh..you are loving it!!!!"

Try slipping roller skates on him
then tie a rope around his penis

and play Pull Toy






oh that's right you like "only get his attention when I post on Oprano"

:unsure:

Yes you may have only forgotten to do one job but how many times have you forgotten to do it now? :angry:

About a weeks worth of shopping :( [/b][/quote]
Lidl or Fortnum & Mason?

Yes you may have only forgotten to do one job but how many times have you forgotten to do it now? :angry: [/b][/quote]
Ok remind and I'll do it in Octembre.



Usually I would just say "fuck this I'm going on the computer!" but now she's bringing it to me :unsure:

Lidl or Fortnum & Mason? [/b][/quote]
Are you trying to have me killed!!!!


:huh:

I can see it now ahahahahaha outsorcing to india!! lol


""Oh yes , you are liking that very much!!!

ohohohoh..you are loving it!!!!" [/b][/quote]
Hahahahahaha :wnw:


I'm thinking it's a starter :)

Are you trying to have me killed!!!!


:huh: [/b][/quote]
No mate lol you owe me a beer

No mate lol you owe me a beer [/b][/quote]
If I live through the night :lol:

Try slipping roller skates on him
then tie a rope around his penis

and play Pull Toy






oh that's right you like "only get his attention when I post on Oprano"

:unsure: [/b][/quote]
Oh now thats just kinky :unsure:






















Thank you :okthumb: she's thinking about it now :lol:

Ok so the wife/ex-wife :unsure: has gone off to bed, and I open Oprano up on her pc to find that some of you are actually sending PM's :angry:

Son's of bitches!

:huh:

Brits definitely have that dry sense of humor ;)

I think this was her way of telling me to pull my finger out and put the new clothes line up... not sure yet...

What!?!?!?

humour???!!!

She told me she is willing to up her age limit too!!! ;-)))


It was going swimmingly well too.

Agreeable to anal sex. All fine. :)

Then she asked what size strapon I could take.

Errr I mean ...someone has hacked my account.

Ahh, she forgot to mention her face changer :lol:

I think this was her way of telling me to pull my finger out and put the new clothes line up... not sure yet... [/b][/quote]
I see a blanket and a sofa in the near future for you lol :)


Not meaning to be off topic but can you hit me up on icq/msn :(

I see a blanket and a sofa in the near future for you lol :)


Not meaning to be off topic but can you hit me up on icq/msn :( [/b][/quote]
Oh so funny :(


icq 2 secs :)

We'll give this weekend a miss then :P

Don't start <_<

See you guys on Friday :)

Yes you may have only forgotten to do one job but how many times have you forgotten to do it now? :angry: [/b][/quote]
flushing really isnt that tough.

flushing really isnt that tough. [/b][/quote]
Oh damn :headwall:

It's not the flushing I bet, it's putting the damn seat down once he's flushed.

Don't start <_<

See you guys on Friday :) [/b][/quote]
i am available for all sorts of services. taking care of all problems in all senses of the word. i have both cialis and lye and a bathtub. call me a jack of all trades:)

flushing really isnt that tough. [/b][/quote]
its a matter of pride. did van gogh flush "starry night"?

;)

ummm so those things you said were just empty promises!!!!!

I'm not just a toy for you to play with and discard when a newer one comes along!!! [/b][/quote]
LOL Nick.

I said I will love you forever. You dont have to marry me though ;)


Sabby:)

24 hours later and still no fucking washing line :angry:

So tomorrow morning Im going to do it myself :unsure: