Snoops, Mark, where have you been?

[Vick]

My love song to XXXPhoto


When you met me at the party I thought you were a nice guy
But I didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
You ordered me a drink and asked me for a dance
But all you really wanted was to smell my underpants

You're a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way you are
You're a pervert, a pervert
Afraid to shake your hand

That night I asked you over to watch Hollywood Squares
I left you in my room, You left a stain on my teddy bear
I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile
I can you see the way you imagine doing me doggystyle

You're a pervert, a pervert
You've got sweaty palms
You're a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could I have known what you were doing with your sock
Say you want to be my boyfriend but how can I love you anymore
When I caught you with a polaroid outside my bathroom door