hiding under each other skirts? I haven't seen you guys in ages!

What's new in your life?

Nah, I've tried to get mark to wear a skirt, no go (sigh).

We've just been buried - you know the drill - all work, no play (trust me, could use some 'play' lmao)

I've been working on mainstream stuff - along with all the adult junk we have going on. Mark's been working on MC stuff, our stuff, being a redneck - I'm told that's a job in and of itself. :rolleyes:

Neither of us has gone anywhere in months - which isn't necessarily a bad thing lol. I'm SO over 'shows' it's not funny, so haven't been to one since Internext and doubt I'll be at another until the next Internext - or maybe the one after that lol

How're you? Still ornery as ever I'm sure :yowsa:

Serge,

Yeah, she forgot to say anything about the gallery template generator I cooked up last month or the admin area I built so webmasters could easily access all 16,000+ pages...

Nor anything about having to open and sort 18gigs of gallery .zips where provider 'used the force' when breaking up photo sets... grumble

You know me, just kicking back with a jug of papa's hootch and munching on `possum bon bons (BBQ flavored, the green onion ones are just plain nasty)...

How have you been keeping yourself? :bwave:

I tweaked Oprano a little,
got rid of the morons wasting my time and freed myself lots of time for books, movies and other things I like to do.
;-)))

Glad you guys are fine!

Yes, I hear those wine cases make exellent bookshelves... lol

Picked up a short read by Michael Farquhar other day you might get
a tickle from while pinching out a loaf of mutton or mignon:
"A Treasury of Great American Scandals" (penguin 2003)

:purpdance: :bjump: :purpdance: :bjump: :purpdance:

Ahh only you could have such a charming, witty way with words

You wordsmith you :D

My love song to XXXPhoto


When you met me at the party I thought you were a nice guy
But I didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
You ordered me a drink and asked me for a dance
But all you really wanted was to smell my underpants

You're a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way you are
You're a pervert, a pervert
Afraid to shake your hand

That night I asked you over to watch Hollywood Squares
I left you in my room, You left a stain on my teddy bear
I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile
I can you see the way you imagine doing me doggystyle

You're a pervert, a pervert
You've got sweaty palms
You're a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could I have known what you were doing with your sock
Say you want to be my boyfriend but how can I love you anymore
When I caught you with a polaroid outside my bathroom door

Yes, ma taycher sud I's has ah gud vo-kab-you-larry...

Sticky love to all 3 of ya... arrrrgh matey :matey:

EDIT:

OMG!!! LMAO... VICK YOU FUCKING PRICK, YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD
AND A COKE... *ROLLING*



Last edited by XXXPhoto at May 1 2004, 08:12 AM

hey mark, can you holla at me, I'm interested in one of those thingys you have built ; )

hey snoops(hugs) I'll have a couple things for you in a few days, along the same lines as before. I'll give you a holla


sorry sergey I used your thread to relay work stuff : )

Ya know, you'd bitch if ya was hung with a new rope - was trying to leave ya something to talk about here...but noooooo, Bitch Moan Complain.

Now, take yer derned bon bons, and go write vick a reciprocation redneck pervert song while YOU are pinchin' or something and quit yer whinin'.(snort)

Yeesh, men!

(laughing)

Dan - awesome hon - hit me up on icq when you're ready! (smootch)

:purpdance:

Snoops,
"and after all, he's just a man"
;-))))

He's a man
He's just a man
And I've had so many
Men before
In very many ways
He's just one more

Should I bring him down
Should I scream and shout
Should I speak of love
Let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this



You can substitue Redneck Pimp for man :awinky:

Hey Snoops :)

DantheMan,
Shoot me an email mark 'at' intersmart.com or give me a ring 417 766 3545
I've got a suprisingly small .zip (consistent code style compresses best)
that I can mail you...


Snoops,
Only way I could be 'well hung' is if you couldn't fit two fingers between
my neck and the noose... lol... Hugs sweetie!


Serge,
You listening to Tammy Wynette now or watching the Blues Brothers DVD
with extra scenes added?

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times, he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand

But if you love him, you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him, oh be proud of him
Beause after all he's just a man.

Stand by your man,
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely.

Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can.
Stand by your man.

Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can.
Stand by your man.

:redance: :bjump: :redance: :bjump: :redance:

SLUT - you sleep with me and want Dan to give you a ring??!!

I feel so cheap and used :P

Vick,

You can give me a rim rather than a ring my magical pirate friend... make my dingleberries disappear... lol... Besides, always love your calls and you know it.

And you'll be happy to know even you can play with the templates in notepad or a text editor with search/replace feature with no problems. Heck, Webfather could follow the html... lol...

Give me a call if you are up and will give you a walk through... :awinky:

Hmmmm, Well......Will 'stand by' ya for short time periods at shows, k? (then will sit the hell down, I'm old) (snort) If ya want more than that....give ME a ring!

Hey Vick - hugs hon :P

Damn, just re-read that - could be a *helluva* double entendre there - but you know me, I'll take a phone call hehehe (btw, Oprano REALLY needs an angel icon! lmao)

Ring for Snoops, ring for Vick... They are going to make a Redneck Oreo outta me I'm sure!

Mmmm tasty ..... Redneck Oreo

Just saw your post, I'll try to get back to you tonight or tomorrow - going back to bed he he he

this thread just keeps getting better and really starting to turn me on:P

mark, I'll be in touch shortly

Roses are Red..........
Violets are Blue.......
I'm schizophrenic......
And so Am I............


sKiTz

LOL

Hey you - haven't seen you around in AGES - how are you??

I love all this redneck talk

:)

Snoops, can you drop me an e??

mike at gatefold dot com

Thannks kiddo

Snoops, you trained that redneck to leave the sheep alone yet? :nyanya:

woah speaking of 'where have you been'?!

Hey chad!

Nah, I gave up on training - some pursuits are just a waste of time :nyanya:

How've you been??

Snoops, I'm doing good. Left Lightspeed and doing my own thing now.

CJ, if you would get your rear over to this side of the Pacific now and then you might have seen me. Skipped the Atlanta show this week. First show in a loooong time that I have missed.



Last edited by Zebra at May 9 2004, 08:52 AM

Will I see you and Mark at San Diego?
Zebra?