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Old 03-03-2003   #1
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Sadly, i feel there is still too much hate here. I promise to you all that if you vote for me, I will stop the hatred and unite all sports and fans.

Thats why i pledge to you, that as your next President, the first thing i will do is to stop the hatred by combining all sports into one united game called Baskefoothockeyball. There will be only one team, it will have a pleasant and neutral name. The mascot probably be an old tire (its the only thing i could think of that might not offend *someone*).

Regardless of talent, ability, race, creed, color, height, build or speed, any Baskefoothockeyball player will be able to play any position, as each position will be no more or less prestigious than the others and require no greater or lesser talent or skill.

There will be a flat salary for all players. The seasons will be all year long. Finally, there will be no scores. Though its important to build the self esteem of the players, its equally important or more important to build the self esteem of the fans.

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vote against hatred



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