Voodooman... A glimmer of hope for you my brave friend

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

Wether you're straight or gay, I think we'll see peace in the middle east before we see your definition of straight come true

I am well aware of your inabilities of reading and comprehension, but for gods sake man, my definition is RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, even in quotes.

But, Here, let me break it down for you.

Timon, My definition of straight is me with a woman/women

Timon (thats you) My (thats me) definition (The act of making clear and distinct: a definition of one's intentions) of Straight (Not deviating from what is considered socially normal, usual, or acceptable; conventional) is me with a woman (An adult female human)/women(Plural of woman).

If you need any further assistance, please ask Morgan, as I am sure she will be willing to do some charity work for the Hollidays.