You Opranauts need my help

Dr. Elle · 09-30-2005

Since I am on hiatus from sexines I've been reading this board and I'm shocked, shocked I tell you at the sexual problems that plague the people here.
My suggestion would be therapy for all of you, but there are a few that I see major problems with.

Morgan, my poor dear, we must talk about your obsession with cupcakes, crumpets and Kirby the dancing carrot.

Trev, I think you and your wife need counseling regarding your intimate dealings with some of the men here.

Dravyk, why is everyone here fascinated with your balls?

I'm here, please utilize my services for all your sexual questions.

09-30-2005	#1
Dr. Elle Members Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 15	You Opranauts need my help Since I am on hiatus from sexines I've been reading this board and I'm shocked, shocked I tell you at the sexual problems that plague the people here. My suggestion would be therapy for all of you, but there are a few that I see major problems with. Morgan, my poor dear, we must talk about your obsession with cupcakes, crumpets and Kirby the dancing carrot. Trev, I think you and your wife need counseling regarding your intimate dealings with some of the men here. Dravyk, why is everyone here fascinated with your balls? I'm here, please utilize my services for all your sexual questions. __________________ Don't knock promiscuity...It got me my job elle AT sexines.com