fun note to my friends neighbor

pushpills · 09-20-2005

he wanted something that sounded somewhat smart, so I typed it up for him. couldn't help laughing!

Dear apartment number 704,

I’d like to apologize for last weeks incident. I was working late and had a few drinks after work. I came home and realized my key didn’t fit; I kicked the door so I could get in. I realized it wasn’t my apartment and left immediately. I’d like to apologize for the loss of your personal property while the door was left unlocked.

Please contact me after 7 p.m. and we can discuss the situation. My phone number is 815--------. Once again I genuinely apologize and hope we can rectify the situation.

Respectfully yours,

Brandon ---------

Male or female, models are dopes! Forgot his keys, and booted in his neighbors door.

09-20-2005	#1
pushpills ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 3,460	fun note to my friends neighbor he wanted something that sounded somewhat smart, so I typed it up for him. couldn't help laughing! Dear apartment number 704, I’d like to apologize for last weeks incident. I was working late and had a few drinks after work. I came home and realized my key didn’t fit; I kicked the door so I could get in. I realized it wasn’t my apartment and left immediately. I’d like to apologize for the loss of your personal property while the door was left unlocked. Please contact me after 7 p.m. and we can discuss the situation. My phone number is 815--------. Once again I genuinely apologize and hope we can rectify the situation. Respectfully yours, Brandon --------- Male or female, models are dopes! Forgot his keys, and booted in his neighbors door. __________________ ...Almighty Content - Free feeds for your members area!... The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole ...Remote Thumbs - Make your TGP work for you!...