Ladies Never Move

deepundercover · 01-22-2004

From Paul Johnson's new book Art:

"Ladies," said Lord Curzon, instructing his new American wife in the ritual of English sexual congress, "never move."

I think that's extreme, but I've often found too much movement distracting, making it impossible for me to hit my target. This grows more difficult as I age. I'm not the firmest reed in the breeze these days and with the way the youngies jump about when you're trying to hump them, it's just not respectful to the old. I guess I like English-style. It's easier on my heart and hard.

Mike South writes: Hit your target? Good Lord Duke what are you trying to do? Shoot 'em with your gun? Pee on them? Just Damn man, you need more help than I can give ya.

01-22-2004	#1
deepundercover Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 107	From Paul Johnson's new book Art: "Ladies," said Lord Curzon, instructing his new American wife in the ritual of English sexual congress, "never move." I think that's extreme, but I've often found too much movement distracting, making it impossible for me to hit my target. This grows more difficult as I age. I'm not the firmest reed in the breeze these days and with the way the youngies jump about when you're trying to hump them, it's just not respectful to the old. I guess I like English-style. It's easier on my heart and hard. Mike South writes: Hit your target? Good Lord Duke what are you trying to do? Shoot 'em with your gun? Pee on them? Just Damn man, you need more help than I can give ya.