OMG too fucking funny

Sin · 12-04-2005

Talking to my friend on the phone, he's comparing women to diesel engines.

"Women are like diesel engines, they take a while to get warmed up, and once they are they go forever!"

He then proceeded to compare men to bottle rockets. "Poof: Well that was fun!"

LOL

And me, last night I was talking to a different friend, and we had a convo about aging, because I was telling him about how when I hit about 70, I'm going to get pleasantly plump. Not obese, but just, comfortable... instead of being one of those "crypt keeper" old ladies. No offense to them, but they spook me out. Anyways, we were talking about that and I realized I'd never seen granny pussy. So I went & checked out some of the galleries that some of my sponsors have. Seems it is next to impossible to find skinny granny pussy, but there's lots of very nice looking old ladies out there. Lots of them shouldn't even be in "granny" section, imo, and my conclusion is that a pussy is like a face, if you take good care of it, it'll age well.

There's my random thoughts for the day. Goodnight!

MorganGrayson · 12-05-2005

Cool "random thoughts," Sin.

Skinny old ladies creep me out, too. They always look like they're too poor or ill to eat. And then there's the "circle of rouge" effect.... *shudder* That should be illegal.

Sin · 12-05-2005

LOL The night got even better actually, he informed me that I "radiate sex" and its "terrible" and then later on in the evening I REALLY put my foot in my mouth because I was describing a couple of my terrible sex experiences & started to say that "Back in Jan there was shorty and then the other guy before him about 6 months before that didn't last very lo... OH SHIT" LOL I yelled "Oh Shit!" about the same time that he was like "Oh you cunt" LOL

Back in July 2004 I got drunk with him & I'm not even entirely convinced what happened could be called sex, but I had totally forgotten who I was talking to I suppose... LOL He laughed about it though & I laughed a LOT because its not that often I screw up like that lol

MorganGrayson · 12-05-2005

The important thing is that you both laughed.

I do imagine that getting drunk with a guy who describes you as "radiating sex" will indeed result in something interesting. Perhaps not world shattering, but...something.

Red · 12-05-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Cool "random thoughts," Sin.

Skinny old ladies creep me out, too. They always look like they're too poor or ill to eat. And then there's the "circle of rouge" effect.... *shudder* That should be illegal.

The "circle of rouge" made me think of my "Fundamentals of Nursing" teacher. She was way too old to be teaching, but she was an institution at the school and they kept her on. She not only had the rouge cheeks, but at least twice a month she would come in with just a small bit of lipstick on her chin. it was so cute.

Anthony · 12-05-2005

Summer 2006.

All I'm gonna say.

Sin · 12-05-2005

*cracks up* Oh my... lol

Hahaha...

Anthony · 12-06-2005

Squats and leg lunges. Do alot of them.

Sin · 12-06-2005

Hahahaha...

Sin · 12-06-2005

My legs & ass are in pretty fine form actually

Its my abs that need working on.

Sin · 12-06-2005

And I've got killer abs... I just need to reshape them,

Anthony · 12-06-2005

Take this seroiusly, cause I'm rather finicky, if you can't keep up, I'm gonna have to keep going on without you.

Sin · 12-06-2005

Keep dreaming old man.

Anthony · 12-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

Keep dreaming old man.

Old?!

Dreaming?

Step up, step up!

Sin · 12-06-2005

OH my god I'm sorry! I meant that statement to be funny, I didn't realize that by calling you an old man I'd be stating the truth!

Anthony · 12-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

OH my god I'm sorry! I meant that statement to be funny, I didn't realize that by calling you an old man I'd be stating the truth!

I am in the PRIME of my life.

Alot of talking going on here, we'll see...

Sin · 12-06-2005

You already mentioned Viagra...

Anthony · 12-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

You already mentioned Viagra...

Sorry sweetie... You are special, you'd get 2 tabs of Cialis.

Sin · 12-06-2005

Right on!

lol

Sin · 12-06-2005

Diesel engines & Bottle rockets, remember

Anthony · 12-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

Diesel engines & Bottle rockets, remember

Cialis changes those bottle rockets to full out Thermo Nuclear War.

Sin · 12-06-2005

That doesn't sound like fun at all lol

Anthony · 12-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

That doesn't sound like fun at all lol

That's why I said do alot of squats and lunges. You have to keep up.

Squishy · 12-06-2005

Drive-by with snorting noises.

Funny, funny snorting noises.

12-04-2005	#1
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	OMG too fucking funny Talking to my friend on the phone, he's comparing women to diesel engines. "Women are like diesel engines, they take a while to get warmed up, and once they are they go forever!" He then proceeded to compare men to bottle rockets. "Poof: Well that was fun!" LOL And me, last night I was talking to a different friend, and we had a convo about aging, because I was telling him about how when I hit about 70, I'm going to get pleasantly plump. Not obese, but just, comfortable... instead of being one of those "crypt keeper" old ladies. No offense to them, but they spook me out. Anyways, we were talking about that and I realized I'd never seen granny pussy. So I went & checked out some of the galleries that some of my sponsors have. Seems it is next to impossible to find skinny granny pussy, but there's lots of very nice looking old ladies out there. Lots of them shouldn't even be in "granny" section, imo, and my conclusion is that a pussy is like a face, if you take good care of it, it'll age well. There's my random thoughts for the day. Goodnight! __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

12-05-2005	#2
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: OMG too fucking funny Cool "random thoughts," Sin. Skinny old ladies creep me out, too. They always look like they're too poor or ill to eat. And then there's the "circle of rouge" effect.... shudder That should be illegal.

12-05-2005	#3
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny LOL The night got even better actually, he informed me that I "radiate sex" and its "terrible" and then later on in the evening I REALLY put my foot in my mouth because I was describing a couple of my terrible sex experiences & started to say that "Back in Jan there was shorty and then the other guy before him about 6 months before that didn't last very lo... OH SHIT" LOL I yelled "Oh Shit!" about the same time that he was like "Oh you cunt" LOL Back in July 2004 I got drunk with him & I'm not even entirely convinced what happened could be called sex, but I had totally forgotten who I was talking to I suppose... LOL He laughed about it though & I laughed a LOT because its not that often I screw up like that lol __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

12-05-2005	#4
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: OMG too fucking funny The important thing is that you both laughed. I do imagine that getting drunk with a guy who describes you as "radiating sex" will indeed result in something interesting. Perhaps not world shattering, but...something.

12-05-2005	#6
Anthony Banned The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,246	Re: OMG too fucking funny Summer 2006. All I'm gonna say.

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Anthony Banned The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,246	Re: OMG too fucking funny Squats and leg lunges. Do alot of them.

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Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny Hahahaha... __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny My legs & ass are in pretty fine form actually Its my abs that need working on. __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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12-06-2005	#12
Anthony Banned The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,246	Re: OMG too fucking funny Take this seroiusly, cause I'm rather finicky, if you can't keep up, I'm gonna have to keep going on without you.

12-06-2005	#13
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny Keep dreaming old man. __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny OH my god I'm sorry! I meant that statement to be funny, I didn't realize that by calling you an old man I'd be stating the truth! __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny You already mentioned Viagra... __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

12-06-2005	#19
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny Right on! lol __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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12-06-2005	#22
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: OMG too fucking funny That doesn't sound like fun at all lol __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

12-06-2005	#24
Squishy Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 49	Re: OMG too fucking funny Drive-by with snorting noises. Funny, funny snorting noises. __________________