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Talking to my friend on the phone, he's comparing women to diesel engines.

"Women are like diesel engines, they take a while to get warmed up, and once they are they go forever!"

He then proceeded to compare men to bottle rockets. "Poof: Well that was fun!"

LOL

And me, last night I was talking to a different friend, and we had a convo about aging, because I was telling him about how when I hit about 70, I'm going to get pleasantly plump. Not obese, but just, comfortable... instead of being one of those "crypt keeper" old ladies. No offense to them, but they spook me out. Anyways, we were talking about that and I realized I'd never seen granny pussy. So I went & checked out some of the galleries that some of my sponsors have. Seems it is next to impossible to find skinny granny pussy, but there's lots of very nice looking old ladies out there. Lots of them shouldn't even be in "granny" section, imo, and my conclusion is that a pussy is like a face, if you take good care of it, it'll age well.

There's my random thoughts for the day. Goodnight!

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Cool "random thoughts," Sin. :okthumb:

Skinny old ladies creep me out, too. They always look like they're too poor or ill to eat. And then there's the "circle of rouge" effect.... *shudder* That should be illegal. :blink:

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LOL The night got even better actually, he informed me that I "radiate sex" and its "terrible" and then later on in the evening I REALLY put my foot in my mouth because I was describing a couple of my terrible sex experiences & started to say that "Back in Jan there was shorty and then the other guy before him about 6 months before that didn't last very lo... OH SHIT" LOL I yelled "Oh Shit!" about the same time that he was like "Oh you cunt" LOL

Back in July 2004 I got drunk with him & I'm not even entirely convinced what happened could be called sex, but I had totally forgotten who I was talking to I suppose... LOL He laughed about it though & I laughed a LOT because its not that often I screw up like that lol

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The important thing is that you both laughed. :)

I do imagine that getting drunk with a guy who describes you as "radiating sex" will indeed result in something interesting. Perhaps not world shattering, but...something. :)

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The "circle of rouge" made me think of my "Fundamentals of Nursing" teacher. She was way too old to be teaching, but she was an institution at the school and they kept her on. She not only had the rouge cheeks, but at least twice a month she would come in with just a small bit of lipstick on her chin. it was so cute.

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Summer 2006.

All I'm gonna say.

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*cracks up* Oh my... lol

Hahaha...

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Squats and leg lunges. Do alot of them.

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Hahahaha...

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My legs & ass are in pretty fine form actually :)

Its my abs that need working on.

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And I've got killer abs... I just need to reshape them, :(

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Take this seroiusly, cause I'm rather finicky, if you can't keep up, I'm gonna have to keep going on without you.

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Keep dreaming old man. ;)

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Old?!

Dreaming?

Step up, step up!

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OH my god I'm sorry! I meant that statement to be funny, I didn't realize that by calling you an old man I'd be stating the truth! :yowsa:

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I am in the PRIME of my life.

Alot of talking going on here, we'll see...

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You already mentioned Viagra...

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Sorry sweetie... You are special, you'd get 2 tabs of Cialis.

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Right on! :okthumb: :okthumb: lol :whistling

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Diesel engines & Bottle rockets, remember ;)

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Cialis changes those bottle rockets to full out Thermo Nuclear War.

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That doesn't sound like fun at all lol :(

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That's why I said do alot of squats and lunges. You have to keep up.

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Drive-by with snorting noises.


Funny, funny snorting noises.