Apples & Wine

Sin · 11-24-2005

LMAO

My friend just sent this to me, thought I'd share, its cute.

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

LOL

Dravyk · 11-24-2005

Oprah wrote that, didn't she?

Jeremy · 11-24-2005

Why can I never remember what the opposite of misogyny is?

Dravyk · 11-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Why can I never remember what the opposite of misogyny is?

Er, misterogyny???

Red · 11-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Er, misterogyny???

points for that. LOL

11-24-2005	#1
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Apples & Wine LMAO My friend just sent this to me, thought I'd share, its cute. Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. LOL __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

11-24-2005	#2
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11-24-2005	#3
Jeremy Members Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 157	Re: Apples & Wine Why can I never remember what the opposite of misogyny is?