Apples & Wine
 

LMAO

My friend just sent this to me, thought I'd share, its cute.

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

LOL

Re: Apples & Wine
 

Oprah wrote that, didn't she? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/whistling.gif

Re: Apples & Wine
 

Why can I never remember what the opposite of misogyny is?

Re: Apples & Wine
 

Er, misterogyny??? :rolleyes:

Re: Apples & Wine
 

points for that. LOL