Somebody pour me a large stiff drink

Red · 08-01-2005

My parents were arguing all through dinner and unless you've experienced a Jewish couple in their 70's going at each other, there is no describing it.
The closest I can come is the scene in Mel Brooks' High Anxiety when he and Madeline Kahn were trying to get past airport security disguising themselves as an old Jewish couple having an argument.

The conversation was about my dad learning the computer and it went a little this:

Mom: He doesn't know what he's talking about. He never listens to me.
Dad: I know what I know. Why do you think I can't do anything?
Me: Ma, leave him alone, I'll help him, he'll learn it.
Mom: He makes me crazy
Me: Dad, stop making her crazy, Ma, leave him alone.

And it went on from there. I need a drink and a joint.

Trev · 08-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

My parents were arguing all through dinner and unless you've experienced a Jewish couple in their 70's going at each other, there is no describing it.
The closest I can come is the scene in Mel Brooks' High Anxiety when he and Madeline Kahn were trying to get past airport security disguising themselves as an old Jewish couple having an argument.

The conversation was about my dad learning the computer and it went a little this:

Mom: He doesn't know what he's talking about. He never listens to me.
Dad: I know what I know. Why do you think I can't do anything?
Me: Ma, leave him alone, I'll help him, he'll learn it.
Mom: He makes me crazy
Me: Dad, stop making her crazy, Ma, leave him alone.

And it went on from there. I need a drink and a joint.

How the tables turn - Now you're the parent and they are the squabbling kids

MorganGrayson · 08-01-2005

Yikes.

And I thought *I* was having a bad day....

weirdharold · 08-01-2005

I am unable to pour it, but I have a stiff one for you!

Nickatilynx · 08-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

How the tables turn - Now you're the parent and they are the squabbling kids

Very much Aristophanes and "The Clouds"

Shit!!!

sorry about that...

;-))

Winetalk.com · 08-02-2005

good story

MorganGrayson · 08-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Very much Aristophanes and "The Clouds"

Shit!!!

sorry about that...

;-))

One more slip like that and you'll *totally* trash your reputation!

Red · 08-02-2005

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Originally Posted by weirdharold

I am unable to pour it, but I have a stiff one for you!

You're such a naughty boy. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Somebody pour me a large stiff drink My parents were arguing all through dinner and unless you've experienced a Jewish couple in their 70's going at each other, there is no describing it. The closest I can come is the scene in Mel Brooks' High Anxiety when he and Madeline Kahn were trying to get past airport security disguising themselves as an old Jewish couple having an argument. The conversation was about my dad learning the computer and it went a little this: Mom: He doesn't know what he's talking about. He never listens to me. Dad: I know what I know. Why do you think I can't do anything? Me: Ma, leave him alone, I'll help him, he'll learn it. Mom: He makes me crazy Me: Dad, stop making her crazy, Ma, leave him alone. And it went on from there. I need a drink and a joint. __________________

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