Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

My parents were arguing all through dinner and unless you've experienced a Jewish couple in their 70's going at each other, there is no describing it.
The closest I can come is the scene in Mel Brooks' High Anxiety when he and Madeline Kahn were trying to get past airport security disguising themselves as an old Jewish couple having an argument.

The conversation was about my dad learning the computer and it went a little this:

Mom: He doesn't know what he's talking about. He never listens to me.
Dad: I know what I know. Why do you think I can't do anything?
Me: Ma, leave him alone, I'll help him, he'll learn it.
Mom: He makes me crazy
Me: Dad, stop making her crazy, Ma, leave him alone.

And it went on from there. I need a drink and a joint.

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

How the tables turn - Now you're the parent and they are the squabbling kids :blink:

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

Yikes. :blink:

And I thought *I* was having a bad day....

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

I am unable to pour it, but I have a stiff one for you!

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

Very much Aristophanes and "The Clouds"





















Shit!!!

sorry about that...

;-))

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

good story
:)

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

One more slip like that and you'll *totally* trash your reputation! :lol:

Re: Somebody pour me a large stiff drink
 

You're such a naughty boy. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much. :yowsa: