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Old 04-21-2005   #1
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I had this waiting for me this morning from my mate Newton. LOL

He is a very sick man...lol

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Lets have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Lets have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:
"So, what's it gonna be?"

To which he replied, "Meow."
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hahahahahahahahaha



and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it
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and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it
You fucked it and let it go?
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There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses
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Yeah you and me are lucky to be so sane.

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