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Nickatilynx

04-21-2005 11:43 AM

I had this waiting for me this morning from my mate Newton. LOL

He is a very sick man...lol

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Lets have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Lets have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:
"So, what's it gonna be?"

To which he replied, "Meow."

Trev	04-21-2005 11:45 AM

hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it :unsure:

Nickatilynx

04-21-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@Apr 21 2005, 07:46 AM
hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it :unsure:

You fucked it and let it go?

Trev	04-21-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 21 2005, 04:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 21 2005, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Apr 21 2005, 07:46 AM
hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it :unsure:

You fucked it and let it go? [/b][/quote]
Of course I did…. Toni would kill me if I set fire to a cat....

Steady

04-21-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Trev+Apr 21 2005, 07:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 21 2005, 07:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 21 2005, 04:48 PM
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@Apr 21 2005, 07:46 AM
hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it :unsure:

You fucked it and let it go?

Of course I did…. Toni would kill me if I set fire to a cat....[/b][/quote]
What do you think would be more painful to the cat...

getting fucked or gertting burnt?

Nickatilynx

04-21-2005 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Steady+Apr 21 2005, 07:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Steady @ Apr 21 2005, 07:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Trev@Apr 21 2005, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 21 2005, 04:48 PM
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@Apr 21 2005, 07:46 AM
hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it :unsure:

You fucked it and let it go?

Of course I did…. Toni would kill me if I set fire to a cat....

What do you think would be more painful to the cat...

getting fucked or gertting burnt? [/b][/quote]
Rumour is that if Trevor fucked it , the cat would hardly notice. ;-)))

Trev	04-21-2005 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 21 2005, 05:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 21 2005, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Steady@Apr 21 2005, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by Trev@Apr 21 2005, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 21 2005, 04:48 PM
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@Apr 21 2005, 07:46 AM
hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

and no I've never had sex with a cat then burned it :unsure:

You fucked it and let it go?

Of course I did…. Toni would kill me if I set fire to a cat....

What do you think would be more painful to the cat...

getting fucked or gertting burnt?

Rumour is that if Trevor fucked it , the cat would hardly notice. ;-))) [/b][/quote]
Exactly :unsure:

JoesHO

04-21-2005 12:05 PM

Nothing better than HOT pussy! meow!!!

TheEnforcer

04-21-2005 12:10 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Newton

04-21-2005 12:18 PM

There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses

gonzo

04-21-2005 12:25 PM

Do they have cat houses you can lock up?

Trev	04-21-2005 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 21 2005, 05:26 PM
Do they have cat houses you can lock up?

Checking ebay now :D

Nickatilynx

04-21-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Newton@Apr 21 2005, 08:19 AM
There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses

Yeah you and me are lucky to be so sane.

;-)

Newton

04-21-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 21 2005, 08:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 21 2005, 08:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Newton@Apr 21 2005, 08:19 AM
There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses

Yeah you and me are lucky to be so sane.

;-) [/b][/quote]
The UK is and always will be a great stomping ground ;)

Trev	04-21-2005 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Newton+Apr 21 2005, 05:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Newton @ Apr 21 2005, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 21 2005, 08:33 AM
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@Apr 21 2005, 08:19 AM
There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses

Yeah you and me are lucky to be so sane.

;-)

The UK is and always will be a great stomping ground ;) [/b][/quote]
Funny... people are usually left 'stomping' when I've been :redance:

Red	04-21-2005 01:44 PM

I enjoyed that.

:D

The Other Steve

04-21-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Newton@Apr 21 2005, 08:19 AM
There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses

I think the people on Oprano must come fairly close :gbounce:

sarettah

04-21-2005 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by The Other Steve+Apr 21 2005, 01:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Other Steve @ Apr 21 2005, 01:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Newton@Apr 21 2005, 08:19 AM
There is nout as strange and truly bizarre as people and their psychoses

I think the people on Oprano must come fairly close :gbounce: [/b][/quote]
I resemble that remark......dammit :blink:

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