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Old 11-20-2004   #1
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Ok, noone wants to play, so I'll play with...err.... by myself....

No different then any other Saturday Night in Kansas City....



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One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot's of fun for everyone.

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
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Ok, noone wants to play, so I'll play with...err.... by myself....

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One Hen

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One Hen
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Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
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Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
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Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main



(dats what I'm talking bout)
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One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
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Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
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Ignore him , he is senile.



Yes , sarettah , yes.....

Come back and weave some more baskets...




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Ignore him , he is senile.



Yes , sarettah , yes.....

Come back and weave some more baskets...




One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt





(with basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and their coming to take me away ha ha ho ho hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time.......)
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HEY! Don't stop now... How does this story end?
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It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


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It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


;-)))
HAHA


Then it might go soemthing like...

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine signups for Fake Paris Hilton tapes at seventy bucks a month..



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One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine Apathetic Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth (who all signed up for Fake Paris Hilton Tapes to the tune of seventy bucks a month)
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heeeey
who let all the fucking animals in here?

someone better add about 20 guys with brooms and dustpans when this thing hits 20....
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Nine signups for Fake Paris Hilton tapes at seventy bucks a month..

Epoch turned off pre checked cross sales!
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One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine Apathetic Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth (who all signed up for Fake Paris Hilton Tapes to the tune of seventy bucks a month)

(Maestro...may we have a drumroll please.........)

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine Apathetic Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth (who all signed up for Fake Paris Hilton Tapes to the tune of seventy bucks a month)

Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the quo of the quay of the quivey

All At The Same Time.

(thank you thank you very much.............that is all she wrote...................)





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It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.
Is that the "money shot" Sar!?!?


(I feel so used and un-satisfied )
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Is that the "money shot" Sar!?!?


(I feel so used and un-satisfied )
Thats what you get with the free stuff...ya know ?


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;-)))
heres a vote for literally
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