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sarettah 11-20-2004 08:24 PM

One Hen

sarettah 11-20-2004 08:38 PM

Ok, noone wants to play, so I'll play with...err.... by myself....

No different then any other Saturday Night in Kansas City....



One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

sarettah 11-20-2004 08:39 PM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

sarettah 11-20-2004 10:04 PM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

Vick 11-20-2004 10:38 PM

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot's of fun for everyone.

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

sarettah 11-20-2004 10:57 PM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

grimm 11-20-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 20 2004, 05:39 PM
Ok, noone wants to play, so I'll play with...err.... by myself....

No different then any other Saturday Night in Kansas City....



One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

what in the Sam Hell you talkin about

sarettah 11-21-2004 09:17 AM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main



(dats what I'm talking bout) :nyanya:

sarettah 11-21-2004 12:20 PM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

Nickatilynx 11-21-2004 12:49 PM

Ignore him , he is senile.



Yes , sarettah , yes.....

Come back and weave some more baskets...


:yowsa:

:agrin:

sarettah 11-21-2004 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 21 2004, 12:50 PM
Ignore him , he is senile.



Yes , sarettah , yes.....

Come back and weave some more baskets...


:yowsa:

:agrin:

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt





(with basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and their coming to take me away ha ha ho ho hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time.......) :blink:

Opti 11-21-2004 02:37 PM

HEY! Don't stop now... How does this story end? :blink:

Nickatilynx 11-21-2004 02:45 PM

It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


;-)))

Opti 11-21-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 22 2004, 05:46 AM
It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


;-)))

HAHA :)


Then it might go soemthing like...

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine signups for Fake Paris Hilton tapes at seventy bucks a month..

:matey:

;-))

Nickatilynx 11-21-2004 02:56 PM

Quote:

Nine signups for Fake Paris Hilton tapes at seventy bucks a month..
Sweeeeeet :)

sarettah 11-21-2004 02:59 PM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine Apathetic Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth (who all signed up for Fake Paris Hilton Tapes to the tune of seventy bucks a month)

SykkBoy 11-21-2004 02:59 PM

heeeey
who let all the fucking animals in here?

someone better add about 20 guys with brooms and dustpans when this thing hits 20....

gonzo 11-21-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Opti@Nov 21 2004, 02:51 PM

Nine signups for Fake Paris Hilton tapes at seventy bucks a month..


Epoch turned off pre checked cross sales!

sarettah 11-21-2004 03:13 PM

One Hen

One Hen
Two Ducks

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine Apathetic Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth (who all signed up for Fake Paris Hilton Tapes to the tune of seventy bucks a month)

(Maestro...may we have a drumroll please.........)

One Hen
Two Ducks
Three Squawking Geese
Four Corpulent Porpoises
Five Pairs of Don Elverzos Tweezers
Six Limerick oysters from the Spanish Main
Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine Apathetic Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth (who all signed up for Fake Paris Hilton Tapes to the tune of seventy bucks a month)

Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the quo of the quay of the quivey

All At The Same Time.

(thank you thank you very much.............that is all she wrote...................)





Ladies and Gentlemen.... Sarettah has left the building....

Opti 11-21-2004 03:17 PM

What about......
Quote:

It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.

:blink: Is that the "money shot" Sar!?!?


(I feel so used and un-satisfied :()

sarettah 11-21-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Opti@Nov 21 2004, 03:18 PM
What about......
Quote:

It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.

:blink: Is that the "money shot" Sar!?!?


(I feel so used and un-satisfied :()

Thats what you get with the free stuff...ya know ?


:yowsa:

grimm 11-22-2004 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 21 2004, 11:46 AM
It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


;-)))

heres a vote for literally

Almighty Colin 11-22-2004 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 21 2004, 02:46 PM
It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


;-)))

I lol'd.

Almighty Colin 11-22-2004 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grimm+Nov 22 2004, 06:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Nov 22 2004, 06:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Nov 21 2004, 11:46 AM
It'll end like every story ever written.Someone gets fucked.Either metaphorically or literally.


;-)))

heres a vote for literally [/b][/quote]
I lol'd again.


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