Toliet Paper in Holland

Forest · 09-02-2003

but the women and BUD are GREAT!!!!

oh yeah forgot about the beer

Off to CZ tomorrow...Maybe they have better toliet paper or else im coming home with calouses on my ass

Serge

Gonna have to BBQ fast...

LOOKs like I am turning around and heading for Russia next week

JR how's the TP there?

Lisa · 09-02-2003

When we were in Holland when I was 14, my dad had to use one of the public loos. We'd become accustomed to paying to use the facilities, but we were stunned one time when he was stopped as he went in and asked 'Sitting or standing?'

Then charged according to his answer!

sexmoney.nl · 09-02-2003

Holland has some other real good things...but you need to be there a little longer in order to find that out

And if the Toilletpaper is to rough for your petite ass...then bring it with you

....but I think the Heineken makes people forget about a lot of negative things! BTW....try Grolsch or Amstel!

Last edited by sexmoney.nl at Sep 2 2003, 02:42 AM

susanna · 09-02-2003

There is just as bad of toilet paper here in Canada if you need to buy the cheap stuff. I have been to Holland many times and I can tell you that each time I had the pleasure of good toilet paper. I avoided the public toilets mind you.

Shitty topic for a message board.

Wish I was with you all Serge. I miss my trips there.

Winetalk.com · 09-02-2003

Forest, if your ass is so sensative - USE FINGER!
;-)))))

Holland is much more than "bud",
but....when you invite me,
I'll give you the personal tour
;-))

...and tour of Russia too,
just fly me over
;-)))

Winetalk.com · 09-02-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Sep 2 2003, 04:37 AM
When we were in Holland when I was 14, my dad had to use one of the public loos. We'd become accustomed to paying to use the facilities, but we were stunned one time when he was stopped as he went in and asked 'Sitting or standing?'

Then charged according to his answer!

Lisa,
shave!

always tell 'em you pee standing up!
;-)))

...but I am affraid, in your case, the price might be even higher
;-)))

Rolo · 09-02-2003

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voodooman · 09-02-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Forest@Sep 2 2003, 03:23 AM
but the women and BUD are GREAT!!!!

oh yeah forgot about the beer

Off to CZ tomorrow...Maybe they have better toliet paper or else im coming home with calouses on my ass

Serge

Gonna have to BBQ fast...

LOOKs like I am turning around and heading for Russia next week

JR how's the TP there?

Russia has Angel Soft TP, so your safe there.

Tip of the day:

If you come across John Wayne TP, all you have to do is roll out
the desired lenth of TP you need, then crumple it in your hands
over and over until you reach the desired softness, then wipe,
repeat if necessary.

A.A. · 09-02-2003

SHIT...I'll bring my own. Keep it in backpack if I got to!

Lisa · 09-02-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 2 2003, 10:10 PM
Lisa,
shave!

Yeh yeh I do that already.

Quote:

always tell 'em you pee standing up!
;-)))

Are you kidding me?!? I have two boys that can't hit the bowl on a regular basis and they're too young to even drink yet...I'll stick to sitting thanks.

Quote:

...but I am affraid, in your case, the price might be even higher
;-)))

I'm afraid even you couldn't afford to pay me enough to watch me pee...LOL.

Winetalk.com · 09-02-2003

I'm afraid even you couldn't afford to pay me enough to watch me pee...LOL.
******************************

Lisa,
OK, OK, you don't wanna be watched peeing - fine!@

How much to watch you poop?
;-))))

Lisa · 09-02-2003

Lordy...don't be revolting! :P

Forest · 09-03-2003

im going to write a book about the best toliet paper countires in the world

cz´´s is deffinatlz better than hollands

and zou dönt have to stand up in the stalls to take a shit

well squat that is

Forest · 09-04-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Sep 2 2003, 06:37 PM
Lordy...don't be revolting! :P

serge???

revolting????

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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susanna Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 46	There is just as bad of toilet paper here in Canada if you need to buy the cheap stuff. I have been to Holland many times and I can tell you that each time I had the pleasure of good toilet paper. I avoided the public toilets mind you. Shitty topic for a message board. Wish I was with you all Serge. I miss my trips there. __________________ Susanna http://www.couplescash.com

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Forest FFN PERSONAL TRAINER $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: N. Miami Posts: 4,622	im going to write a book about the best toliet paper countires in the world cz´´s is deffinatlz better than hollands and zou dönt have to stand up in the stalls to take a shit well squat that is __________________ Need design work done? CLICK the SIG! 118156620-icq Forest AT silverclouddesign.com