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Forest 09-02-2003 05:15 AM

but the women and BUD are GREAT!!!!

:bdance: :bjump: :cdance:

oh yeah forgot about the beer
:stout: :stout:

Off to CZ tomorrow...Maybe they have better toliet paper or else im coming home with calouses on my ass

Serge

Gonna have to BBQ fast...

LOOKs like I am turning around and heading for Russia next week

JR how's the TP there?

Lisa 09-02-2003 05:29 AM

When we were in Holland when I was 14, my dad had to use one of the public loos. We'd become accustomed to paying to use the facilities, but we were stunned one time when he was stopped as he went in and asked 'Sitting or standing?'

Then charged according to his answer! :zoinks:

sexmoney.nl 09-02-2003 06:30 AM

Holland has some other real good things...but you need to be there a little longer in order to find that out :awinky:

And if the Toilletpaper is to rough for your petite ass...then bring it with you :agrin:

....but I think the Heineken makes people forget about a lot of negative things! BTW....try Grolsch or Amstel!



Last edited by sexmoney.nl at Sep 2 2003, 02:42 AM

susanna 09-02-2003 06:45 AM

There is just as bad of toilet paper here in Canada if you need to buy the cheap stuff. I have been to Holland many times and I can tell you that each time I had the pleasure of good toilet paper. I avoided the public toilets mind you.

Shitty topic for a message board. :awinky:

Wish I was with you all Serge. I miss my trips there.

Winetalk.com 09-02-2003 07:00 AM

Forest, if your ass is so sensative - USE FINGER!
;-)))))

Holland is much more than "bud",
but....when you invite me,
I'll give you the personal tour
;-))

...and tour of Russia too,
just fly me over
;-)))

Winetalk.com 09-02-2003 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Sep 2 2003, 04:37 AM
When we were in Holland when I was 14, my dad had to use one of the public loos. We'd become accustomed to paying to use the facilities, but we were stunned one time when he was stopped as he went in and asked 'Sitting or standing?'

Then charged according to his answer! :zoinks:

Lisa,
shave!

always tell 'em you pee standing up!
;-)))

...but I am affraid, in your case, the price might be even higher
;-)))

Rolo 09-02-2003 07:08 AM

Yes, females just need a TravelMate urinary device:

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html

and they can save some serious money :rokk:

voodooman 09-02-2003 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forest@Sep 2 2003, 03:23 AM
but the women and BUD are GREAT!!!!

:bdance: :bjump: :cdance:

oh yeah forgot about the beer
:stout: :stout:

Off to CZ tomorrow...Maybe they have better toliet paper or else im coming home with calouses on my ass

Serge

Gonna have to BBQ fast...

LOOKs like I am turning around and heading for Russia next week

JR how's the TP there?

Russia has Angel Soft TP, so your safe there.

Tip of the day:

If you come across John Wayne TP, all you have to do is roll out
the desired lenth of TP you need, then crumple it in your hands
over and over until you reach the desired softness, then wipe,
repeat if necessary.

:awinky:

A.A. 09-02-2003 04:24 PM

SHIT...I'll bring my own. Keep it in backpack if I got to!

Lisa 09-02-2003 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 2 2003, 10:10 PM
Lisa,
shave!


Yeh yeh I do that already. :)

Quote:

always tell 'em you pee standing up!
;-)))

Are you kidding me?!? I have two boys that can't hit the bowl on a regular basis and they're too young to even drink yet...I'll stick to sitting thanks. :D

Quote:

...but I am affraid, in your case, the price might be even higher
;-)))

I'm afraid even you couldn't afford to pay me enough to watch me pee...LOL.

Winetalk.com 09-02-2003 07:15 PM

I'm afraid even you couldn't afford to pay me enough to watch me pee...LOL.
******************************

Lisa,
OK, OK, you don't wanna be watched peeing - fine!@

How much to watch you poop?
;-))))

Lisa 09-02-2003 07:29 PM

Lordy...don't be revolting! :P

Forest 09-03-2003 03:36 PM

im going to write a book about the best toliet paper countires in the world

cz´´s is deffinatlz better than hollands

and zou dönt have to stand up in the stalls to take a shit

well squat that is

:yowsa: :lol:

Forest 09-04-2003 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Sep 2 2003, 06:37 PM
Lordy...don't be revolting! :P
serge???

revolting????

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


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