Everyone in this business...

[Nickatilynx]

Is totally mad.

[Trev]

Edited!

[DannyCox]

No, we're just alll Sexually Challenged!

Of course, that does drive one Mad, sooner or later

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Is totally mad.

[Nickatilynx]

Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

All the ones who got the hell out.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

All the ones who got the hell out.

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway.

Thanks for proving your qualifications

Compulsive obsessive...

Next!

[Dravyk]

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again?

Jesus , you are enough for a whole fucking Shrink conference... ;-))

[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again?

you got out of sync around X Dravyk.... hmmm out of sync around X sounds like a deeper story to me .

[Inabon]

hell yeah we are if anyone has doubt they can see my avatar


buuuuuuaaaaaa buuuuuuuuaaaa hhuuuuuuaaaaa

[Nickatilynx]

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.

How is Chang these days?

[MorganGrayson]

My imaginary friends all think his imaginary friends are homosexual.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

How is Chang these days?

Anthony is NOT Chinese!

[Trev]

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here.

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here.

Mental patients never think they are insane. One of the first signs of trouble is that you can't see what everyone can about you.

[PornoDoggy]

My pooka says all yaw'lls invisible friends are full of invisible shit.

[Sin]

I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and gaay!!!

I'm not mad at all, quite happy in fact

[Newton]

What the fuck is sane?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Newton

What the fuck is sane?

Not you.

[Newton]

I'll have you know .. I do not wish physical or emotional harm on others or myself

[PornoDoggy]

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

[domtheboy]

Nick, I am not crazy. And my 3 other personalities don't like it when you call me that.

[Sabby]

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

[Chorus:]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

[Chorus]

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

[Chorus]

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way


Sabby

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Sabby

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

Sabby

hahaha, I can soooo relate!

[JoesHO]

oh yeah I forgot too ......

I am the man who is SANE
I am the man making RaIN

[TheEnforcer]

The webmaster community is an........ interesting segment of the population to be sure. ;>))

[DrGuile]

Im not crazy.

[TheEnforcer]

Brain Damage

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa!"

[PornoDoggy]

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

[PornoDoggy]

I wonder if this thread is really just a part of my delusional state.

I wonder if I am just part of the delusional state of someone else.

Is there any reality left?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I wonder if this thread is really just a part of my delusional state.

I wonder if I am just part of the delusional state of someone else.

Is there any reality left?

I wonder if board threads are the cyber equivalent of string theory.

[Nickatilynx]

And redlion does the best impression of Kryton lol

[SykkBoy]

Aren't all creative people a little off their tree?
I know my youngest son is ready to become an adult webmaster when he turns 18...his imaginary friend's name is Hot Pants...

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

I know my youngest son is ready to become an adult webmaster when he turns 18...his imaginary friend's name is Hot Pants...

LMAO!

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

LMAO!

it was cute until he started talking to Hot Pants and Mrs. Hot Pants (Hot Pants' mother) at school....and was amazed that Mrs. Hot Pants "had big boobies"...my parent-teacher conference is scheduled for this evening...

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

it was cute until he started talking to Hot Pants and Mrs. Hot Pants (Hot Pants' mother) at school....and was amazed that Mrs. Hot Pants "had big boobies"...my parent-teacher conference is scheduled for this evening...

Oy! Just tell teacher he's a bit promiscuous for his age.

Yeah, that will go over well!

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oy! Just tell teacher he's a bit promiscuous for his age.

Yeah, that will go over well!

I live in a predominantly mormon neighborhood...it would go over very well...in fact, so well, I could come home to see burning effigies in my likeness

[MorganGrayson]

Lance...he most likely has age appropriate comments that will stay age appropriate right up until some adult freaks out and either makes him feel ashamed and guilty or hands him a nice weapon to use against adults. If he discovers that saying words like "boobies" freaks out his teacher...she bettle settle in to be freaked out a lot.

When a sixth grade daughter mentioned having a boyfriend, I did the silent, blank faced *thud,* then asked in a casual voice "what does that mean in the sixth grade?" She shrugged and said "nothing, really." It was merely immitative behavior. Kids would make a declaration "so-and-so is my boyfriend/girlfriend" and that was that. It didn't change their behavior in the slightest. They didn't spend more time together or do any of the things older children would have done. "Ah," I said to my child. "OK." And that was that.

I had an absolute catfight with another parent once who told me what she'd heard during one of her middle school daughter's phone calls. I said "back up a minute...you *listened in* on one of her phone calls?!?!?!?" (That point was lost on her, so we moved on.) I tried to explain that at that age, kids talked dirty on the phone. The phone made them safe. (I'd gotten advice from my own middle school aged children by asking them about phone call content, discovering that it was quite frequently blue, and it - again - did not change a thing about the way they treated each other in person.) She had violated trust and royally overreacted.

My youngest got an email into the family account when we first got the internet that had a subject line that dropped my jaw. She said "oh, he just does that in the subject line, he thinks it's funny, the rest of the email isn't like that." I said "you most definitely need your *own* email account" and off we went to hotmail, with instructions on internet safety. I could have royally overreacted and forbidden her computer usage...but then I never would have had the pleasure of watching her glued to a hockey game because she'd met a nice Canadian kid in a teen chat room. It was a Candian team versus an American team...and they had a playful "I'll bet my country can kick your country's butt!!" thing going on. She'd never watched hockey before this.

[EroticySteve]

I'm very happy actually.

[MorganGrayson]

I'm actually quite happy this time around, too. I treat this *much* more like a "business" than a "lifestyle," as I did before. Work starts at a certain time and stops at a certain time. If I wake up in the middle of the night, I don't go build a freesite like I used to. I try like hell to go back to sleep, but if I can't, I have a book waiting in the kitchen. I keep much better notes so I know what I'm supposed to be doing and when I'm supposed to be doing it. I know which sponsors I can convert (see sig!) and don't waste my time on things that I can't convert properly.

Adult will never buy me a new car. I don't care. I spent two days shopping my happy little fingers off online this week...which I couldn't have done without this business.

I also am much more eager to learn new things this time around, too. I don't have a "rut."

[PornoDoggy]

My daughter got into hockey the first time she saw a guy's face smashed into the glass in front of her.

Now she's getting serious with an otherwise very nice young man who has one MAJOR flaw.

He's a Cubs fan.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

My daughter got into hockey the first time she saw a guy's face smashed into the glass in front of her.

Now she's getting serious with an otherwise very nice young man who has one MAJOR flaw.

He's a Cubs fan.

They can't be perfect, PD.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

They can't be perfect, PD.

Ah, but on the other had, I'm a Cardinals fan. Following her love to Siberia I could understand ... but this?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Ah, but on the other had, I'm a Cardinals fan. Following her love to Siberia I could understand ... but this?

Alright, Alright! You get the Tevya Award!

Now get over it!

[Red]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Alright, Alright! You get the Tevya Award!

Now get over it!

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Alright, Alright! You get the Tevya Award!

Now get over it!

I'm very sorry if I'm annoying you. As it says in the Good Book ...