Changes start today...

Nickatilynx · 09-12-2005

Trev · 09-12-2005

Did I miss a memo

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

fuck am i gettin banned already? sigh

Peaches · 09-12-2005

I want to be Queen of the Internet. Thank you.

Winetalk.com · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I want to be Queen of the Internet. Thank you.

I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!

pervert

LadyMischief · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!

Hmmm is this an asset-sharing kind of day?

Peaches · 09-12-2005

Oooh - I'm already the Queen

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

Let's review:

Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying.
Trev is confused.
XxXotic is answering his own question by posting.
Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary.

)
XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert.
Serge wants ASS.

Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here!

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Let's review:

Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying.
Trev is confused.
XxXotic is answering his own question by posting.
Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary.

)
XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert.
Serge wants ASS.

Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here!

I was mentioned twice, look ma I *am* somebody

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic

I was mentioned twice, look ma I *am* somebody

Not to XxXotic's ma:

Be proud. You have given the world a very, very important man. We are grateful. Thank you. *wiping away a gentle tear*

(Three times!!!

)

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Not to XxXotic's ma:

Be proud. You have given the world a very, very important man. We are grateful. Thank you. *wiping away a gentle tear*

(Three times!!!

)

awww ty!

paypal sent

Peaches · 09-12-2005

Before you get rid of the old header, can someone tell us who the other 4 people are supposed to be? I'm guessing the one in the middle left is Bishop? But the rests I'm clueless on

Carrie · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Before you get rid of the old header, can someone tell us who the other 4 people are supposed to be? I'm guessing the one in the middle left is Bishop? But the rests I'm clueless on

I thought it was supposed to be Red, MikeAI, Gonzo, nick, ???, and Morgan... but I'm probably wrong on all counts but Gonzo and Nick.

Trev · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie

I thought it was supposed to be Red, MikeAI, Gonzo, nick, ???, and Morgan... but I'm probably wrong on all counts but Gonzo and Nick.

The missing man should be so easy to guess, remove the tash and add speedo's.

09-13-2005

We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

09-13-2005

oh yeah....i forgot this is....ta da....lol.....

"No bullshit, please, this is NO SPIN zone"

This place has more spin than a freeking Maytag.

MorganGrayson · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unregistered

We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

Obviously where the literati hang out. You're here.

Someone who thinks large tits are boring will go far in this business.

Red · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unregistered

We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

Now just for that, there will be no boob pics. See, you went and spoiled it for everyone.

PornoDoggy · 09-12-2005

Are we gonna have to Turn and face the strain?

JoesHO · 09-12-2005

you are gonna be nice to me ????

PornoDoggy · 09-12-2005

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!

LadyMischief · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!

Yeah yeah go right on ahead. He happens to LIKE my smartass

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!

2 moose walk into a bar....

Squishy · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!

It always freaks me out to see my name on a board and then when I realize you're not talking about me, I freak out even more.

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squishy

It always freaks me out to see my name on a board and then when I realize you're not talking about me, I freak out even more.

Always good to see you, Squishy!

(Don't worry...most of us stay in a permanently "freaked out" state. After a while it gets comfortable.)

Vick · 09-12-2005

Still don’t know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I’m much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t want to be a richer man (<----we can omit that line)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They’re quite aware of what they’re going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Where’s your shame
You’ve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can’t trace time

Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace I’m going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock ’n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you’re gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can’t trace time

*Post with inspiration from Pornodoggy

Nickatilynx · 09-12-2005

I think a question mark works...

Don’t want to be a richer man?

Carrie · 09-12-2005

He's not gray enough!
(Ooh I'm gonna hear it for that one...)

Trev · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie

He's not gray enough!
(Ooh I'm gonna hear it for that one...)

Flash is great for taking off years, fancy giving us a flash and taking years off you

Peaches · 09-12-2005

Well then I was way off on all but Gonzo and Nick, lol!

Dravyk · 09-12-2005

Ok, what is this thread about?

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ok, what is this thread about?

The usual. Meandering topics.

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

I'll have to admit, the first thing out of my mouth when I saw the preview of the new logo was "and why isn't the woman on the right a *blonde*???"

Red · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'll have to admit, the first thing out of my mouth when I saw the preview of the new logo was "and why isn't the woman on the right a *blonde*???"

And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits.

Trev · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits.

I soo need pics

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

I soo need pics

*Jack Nicholson voice*
You want pics?!?!? You couldn't handle the pics!!!!!

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits.

Vick · 09-13-2005

The Illuminati may or may not read this board

Anything you think or say about The Illuminati may or may not be true

The richest pornographers, who get the most promotion, are themselves often mind controlled victims, who have split, multiple personalities and are controlled by a Programmer or a Handler (who quite often is the Manager). This is to keep the pornographer "on track", so that he/she keeps following the course that is set out for him/her. If the pornographer tries to drift away from the "cause", he/she is getting threatened, "re-programmed", denied to make more porn (fired), or even killed. The Pornography Business has maybe one of the highest death statistics of all professions. Do you wonder why?

MorganGrayson · 09-13-2005

(Thanks for "Illuminati," Vick. I simply have not had enough coffee yet.)

Vick · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

(Thanks for "Illuminati," Vick. I simply have not had enough coffee yet.)

;-) Couldn't resist
and I've had my 2 double espressos and had the first really good night's sleep in a few weeks

MorganGrayson · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

;-) Couldn't resist
and I've had my 2 double espressos and had the first really good night's sleep in a few weeks

Ah! "Cheating by virtue of being conscious"!!

(Congrats on the good night's sleep, by the way. I know what a huge deal that can be. Now, I want to warn you...when you find yourself gazing out the window thinking "ah...pretty clouds!"...relax. That's just "normalcy." Don't panic. It will go away.

)

And you are SO very right. There isn't a troll we can't handle. Periodically we'll just add "not to worry, lurkers, all is well!" to our posts and all will be well.

And frankly - I hate to be critical here, but I can't help it - somebody's "smack talk" is going to have to improve a great deal before it becomes something to waste a millisecond's concern over. It's almost like his heart's not really in it or he's out of practice or something.

Nickatilynx · 09-13-2005

Springer really is obsessed with this board lol

Vick · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Springer really is obsessed with this board lol

Yes that's one of things I've noticed with the new policy of not being registered to post

WTF there isn't a troll we can't handle

Trev · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Springer really is obsessed with this board lol

I wonder if we can ban people by ip

Vick · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

I wonder if we can ban people by ip

My uneducated guess would be you'd have to ban blocks as most dial ups have dynamically generated IP's

But like I said we can handle anything, might look funny to company

JoesHO · 09-13-2005

it will alwys be the same handful of trolls it has always been.

they are still scared and useless.
afraid to be known and speak for themselves. Just like in real life haha I bet springer is even afraid when the ostman knocks on his door.

Peaches · 09-13-2005

I am still Queen. Life is good

Carrie · 09-13-2005

If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!

Trev · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie

If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!

An excellent point.

09-12-2005	#1
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09-12-2005	#9
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Changes start today... Let's review: Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying. Trev is confused. XxXotic is answering his own question by posting. Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary. ) XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert. Serge wants ASS. Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here!

09-12-2005	#13
Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: Changes start today... Before you get rid of the old header, can someone tell us who the other 4 people are supposed to be? I'm guessing the one in the middle left is Bishop? But the rests I'm clueless on __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

09-13-2005	#16
Unregistered Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Changes start today... We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

09-13-2005	#17
Unregistered Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Changes start today... oh yeah....i forgot this is....ta da....lol..... "No bullshit, please, this is NO SPIN zone" This place has more spin than a freeking Maytag.

09-12-2005	#20
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09-12-2005	#27
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Changes start today... Still don’t know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead-end streets and Every time I thought I’d got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet So I turned myself to face me But I’ve never caught a glimpse Of how the others must see the faker I’m much too fast to take that test Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Don’t want to be a richer man (<----we can omit that line) Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Just gonna have to be a different man Time may change me But I can’t trace time I watch the ripples change their size But never leave the stream Of warm impermanence So the days float through my eyes But stil the days seem the same And these children that you spit on As they try to change their worlds Are immune to your consultations They’re quite aware of what they’re going through Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Don’t tell them to grow up and out of it Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Where’s your shame You’ve left us up to our necks in it Time may change me But you can’t trace time Strange fascination, fascinating me Ah changes are taking the pace I’m going through Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Oh, look out you rock ’n rollers Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes Pretty soon now you’re gonna get a little older Time may change me But I can’t trace time I said that time may change me But I can’t trace time Post with inspiration from Pornodoggy __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above* I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

09-12-2005	#28
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09-12-2005	#29
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09-12-2005	#32
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09-12-2005	#34
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Changes start today... I'll have to admit, the first thing out of my mouth when I saw the preview of the new logo was "and why isn't the woman on the right a blonde???"

09-13-2005	#39
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Changes start today... The Illuminati may or may not read this board Anything you think or say about The Illuminati may or may not be true The richest pornographers, who get the most promotion, are themselves often mind controlled victims, who have split, multiple personalities and are controlled by a Programmer or a Handler (who quite often is the Manager). This is to keep the pornographer "on track", so that he/she keeps following the course that is set out for him/her. If the pornographer tries to drift away from the "cause", he/she is getting threatened, "re-programmed", denied to make more porn (fired), or even killed. The Pornography Business has maybe one of the highest death statistics of all professions. Do you wonder why? __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

09-13-2005	#40
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09-13-2005	#43
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09-13-2005	#47
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: Changes start today... it will alwys be the same handful of trolls it has always been. they are still scared and useless. afraid to be known and speak for themselves. Just like in real life haha I bet springer is even afraid when the ostman knocks on his door. __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

09-13-2005	#48
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09-13-2005	#49
Carrie Eternal Newbie Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Inside your monitor Posts: 2,850	Re: Changes start today... If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady. Careful what you wish for!!