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Old 02-19-2005   #1
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The soft sensual kind?
The rugged edgy kind?
The intellectual kind?
doesnt matter to me as long as they are hot kind?
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a healthy mix of all.
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Intelligent, witty, sharp, evil sense of humour, cute, southern belle and emotionally stable
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My ideal woman:

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.

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And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.
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You guys are all too shallow!! Grow a pair and write something for crying out loud!!
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I did and forgot to mention fiesty
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Thats a long list TE. Better hit match.com, or better yet, a startreck message board.
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Well funnily enough we may be running a dating section in the magazine at some point There are a lot of things that are going to be added
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She puts out.

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what does an English southern belle sound like? a spaniard? :P
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Quite a nice accent but I dont favour the English women at all. Now Spanish women on the other hand are most delightful and have fantastic outlooks, fiesty, loving, and so much more
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First trait would have to be that she's breathing.



Now to wait for replies saying I'm being too picky!
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Quite a nice accent but I dont favour the English women at all. Now Spanish women on the other hand are most delightful and have fantastic outlooks, fiesty, loving, and so much more
LOL Ok how about this one what does an emotianly stable woman, or Brit , sound like ROFLMAO heheeh
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Thats a long list TE. Better hit match.com, or better yet, a startreck message board.
That's an ideal.

My list for short term stuff is much shorter!! :P
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My ideal woman:

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.

Edited to add-

And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.
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Having a pulse is a big plus for me but not a necessity
(If they have no pulse I just hire a midget to shake them every now and then)



Am flexible on things but traits I find attractive
Intelligent (Including well read and well spoken)
Red Hair
Well dressed
Tall
(Sexually) Submissive
Usually younger than I
Understanding
Understand the importance of proper housekeeping including decorating and entertaining
Knowing a woman's place in the world (and that's not a derogatory thing, women go on a pedestal)
Well proportioned, this does not mean Big Tits but that her body is in proportion
Open to new experiences
Not a tree hugger
Low maintenance
Good sense of humor

I like foreign accents also

If I even began to tell you about my fiancée the men (and women) here would kill me but ..... she is all the above except the foreign accent
My fiancée doesn't like foreplay, expects sex at least 3 times daily and agrees with me that you are responsible for your own orgasms (she usually wins 3 to 1)
She takes care of the house and understands that is her first responsibility (after her responsibilities to herself)
I am the Kitchen Bitch and do 90+% of the cooking
At this time I am the primary income but we are considering her returning to her professional field

Little tired so know am leaving something out
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big tits are overrated. i like small to medium.
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Knowing a woman's place in the world (and that's not a derogatory thing, women go on a pedestal)
I've always put my models on a pedestal... makes those
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Physical... taller, long, lean, not really into large breasts. but i cant pinpoint a specific feature. theres just more too it.

Ambitous, strong willed, just enough on the nuts side not to be destructive, intelligent. Can come through with an air of sophistication when needed, but not too bogged down in it to not be obnoxious when its time to be obnoxious. not high maintanance, can live her own life and make her own fun, not a danger to slip into codependancy. Independant to a point.
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big tits are overrated. i like small to medium.
More than a mouthful is wasted?

( Too bad women did not feel this way about male anatomy huh?)
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My ideal woman:

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.

Edited to add-

And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.
How refreshing to read a description like that rather than "I prefer an unobtainable, hot, stripper that looks good on my arm and has an IQ of 60"

The traits I prefer on a woman (short list) are a sense of humor, strong will, intelligence, twinkling eyes and the ability to laugh at herself as well as with me. Oh and one that calls me pet names is a turn on as well.
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My ideal woman:

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.

Edited to add-

And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.
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Bring her next time we get together and I'll teach her in 30 mins!
Much thanks, will do

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I've thought what features in a woman do I want..

1.) She likes me
2.) she thinks I'm funny
3.) she thinks I'm smart
4.) she thinks I'm sexy
5.) she likes me.
6.) she toleratews my wicked wicked ways
7.) she likes me.

Yes it is all about me , and provided those points are covered , its good .

And I am serious...
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She sits alone waiting for suggestions
Nick's avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want Nick's body and you think he's sexy
Come on, sugar, let him know
If you really need Nick just reach out and touch Nick
Come on, honey, tell him so
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Old 02-20-2005   #45
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She sits alone waiting for suggestions
Nick's avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want Nick's body and you think he's sexy
Come on, sugar, let him know
If you really need Nick just reach out and touch Nick
Come on, honey, tell him so
Dude , Chicks dig me.

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I'd just settle for finding one that will put up with my shit....
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I'd just settle for finding one that will put up with my shit....
Translated to = understanding
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She sits alone waiting for suggestions
Nick's avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want Nick's body and you think he's sexy
Come on, sugar, let him know
If you really need Nick just reach out and touch Nick
Come on, honey, tell him so
Nice nipple :P
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