The soft sensual kind?
The rugged edgy kind?
The intellectual kind?
doesnt matter to me as long as they are hot kind?

silence... :rolleyes:

a healthy mix of all.

Intelligent, witty, sharp, evil sense of humour, cute, southern belle and emotionally stable ;)

Excuse me?

I am the eternal optimist ;)

big tits

My ideal woman:

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.

Edited to add-

And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.

You guys are all too shallow!! Grow a pair and write something for crying out loud!!

I did and forgot to mention fiesty ;)

Thats a long list TE. Better hit match.com, or better yet, a startreck message board.

Well funnily enough we may be running a dating section in the magazine at some point ;) There are a lot of things that are going to be added

She puts out.

What?

It's the truth.

what does an English southern belle sound like? a spaniard? :P

Quite a nice accent but I dont favour the English women at all. Now Spanish women on the other hand are most delightful and have fantastic outlooks, fiesty, loving, and so much more ;)

First trait would have to be that she's breathing. :awinky:



Now to wait for replies saying I'm being too picky!

LOL Ok how about this one what does an emotianly stable woman, or Brit , sound like ROFLMAO heheeh :burn:

That's an ideal.

My list for short term stuff is much shorter!! :P

I like 'em like Fonzi....cooooooooooooooool.
;)

LOL Ok how about this one what does an emotianly stable woman, or Brit , sound like ROFLMAO heheeh :burn:[/b][/quote]
Ones who don't even bother to play games, are open and honest, and are truly content with who they are. I may very well remain single for the rest of my life, and i am happy and content with that thought every damn day, as they are rarer than rocking horse shit. :D

Ones who don't even bother to play games, are open and honest, and are truly content with who they are. I may very well remain single for the rest of my life, and i am happy and content with that thought every damn day, as they are rarer than rocking horse shit. :D [/b][/quote]
those types just bore me to death...they have an inspiration of a river rock.

those types just bore me to death...they have an inspiration of a river rock. [/b][/quote]
Cool, she is mine if i ever care to look :D

Please define the perfect partner for you Serge

you forgot about the big tits

I am happily married....

you forgot about the big tits [/b][/quote]
Oh yeah..... I did, didn't I? :P

Having a pulse is a big plus for me but not a necessity
(If they have no pulse I just hire a midget to shake them every now and then)



Am flexible on things but traits I find attractive
Intelligent (Including well read and well spoken)
Red Hair
Well dressed
Tall
(Sexually) Submissive
Usually younger than I
Understanding
Understand the importance of proper housekeeping including decorating and entertaining
Knowing a woman's place in the world (and that's not a derogatory thing, women go on a pedestal)
Well proportioned, this does not mean Big Tits but that her body is in proportion
Open to new experiences
Not a tree hugger
Low maintenance
Good sense of humor

I like foreign accents also

If I even began to tell you about my fiancée the men (and women) here would kill me :yowsa: but ..... she is all the above except the foreign accent
My fiancée doesn't like foreplay, expects sex at least 3 times daily and agrees with me that you are responsible for your own orgasms (she usually wins 3 to 1)
She takes care of the house and understands that is her first responsibility (after her responsibilities to herself)
I am the Kitchen Bitch and do 90+% of the cooking
At this time I am the primary income but we are considering her returning to her professional field

Little tired so know am leaving something out

big tits are overrated. i like small to medium. :)

I've always put my models on a pedestal... makes those
upskirt shots SO much easier... :yowsa:

BTW Vick I think you will like Tom Leykis' new show on Saturday
afternoons... just started on the network this week... it's called
The Tasting Room, and features guest experts in a variety of areas
ranging from wine, spirits and food. Check the time in Baltimore.

lmao

Physical... taller, long, lean, not really into large breasts. but i cant pinpoint a specific feature. theres just more too it.

Ambitous, strong willed, just enough on the nuts side not to be destructive, intelligent. Can come through with an air of sophistication when needed, but not too bogged down in it to not be obnoxious when its time to be obnoxious. not high maintanance, can live her own life and make her own fun, not a danger to slip into codependancy. Independant to a point.

More than a mouthful is wasted?

( Too bad women did not feel this way about male anatomy huh?)

Vick, you have friends!

Bring her next time we get together and I'll teach her in 30 mins!
;)

How refreshing to read a description like that rather than "I prefer an unobtainable, hot, stripper that looks good on my arm and has an IQ of 60"

The traits I prefer on a woman (short list) are a sense of humor, strong will, intelligence, twinkling eyes and the ability to laugh at herself as well as with me. Oh and one that calls me pet names is a turn on as well. :wub:

"be fair, EVERYONE likes Mr. Toads wild ride"

You should try it on Mushrooms sometime ..... :zoinks:

You should try it on Mushrooms sometime ..... :zoinks: [/b][/quote]
mushrooms? i put mushrooms on my pizza!

seriously, i have put mushrooms on pizza, in peanut butter sandwiches, etc.:)

mushrooms? i put mushrooms on my pizza!

seriously, i have put mushrooms on pizza, in peanut butter sandwiches, etc.:) [/b][/quote]
Me too, Pizza was my favorite, But mixed in cookies if done right are excellent too...

Pumker Barbie makes the best cookies I have ever tried ....
Totally tasted like chocolate chip , ad a big glass of milk for the stomach and yum yum .....

I dont have the best history with drugs and baked goods:)

Ever heard about beggars not being chosers?

If its female and has a pulse...hit it!!! :)

:yowsa:

:nyanya:

Much thanks, will do

You'd have to do it before too many drinks because the more we drink the less I hear your accent :)

I've always put my models on a pedestal... makes those
upskirt shots SO much easier... :yowsa:

BTW Vick I think you will like Tom Leykis' new show on Saturday
afternoons... just started on the network this week... it's called
The Tasting Room, and features guest experts in a variety of areas
ranging from wine, spirits and food. Check the time in Baltimore. [/b][/quote]
Thanks NL, I'll have to look it up

Leykis got move to late night here and now that our progressive station (WHFS which has been around for years) has merged with a talk radio station (weird format) I can't find anything

I've thought what features in a woman do I want..

1.) She likes me
2.) she thinks I'm funny
3.) she thinks I'm smart
4.) she thinks I'm sexy
5.) she likes me.
6.) she toleratews my wicked wicked ways
7.) she likes me.

Yes it is all about me , and provided those points are covered , its good .

And I am serious...:)

Ever heard about beggars not being chosers?

If its female and has a pulse...hit it!!! :)

:yowsa:

:nyanya: [/b][/quote]
That's an ideal woman. One night stand and short term flings are a different standard altogether. Thing is since I got married I find it much harder to go back to one-night stand, short term flings and the like even though my wife and I are seperated. Just don't have the completely indifferent and cavalier attitude toward relationships I used to have before I met my wife. Personally I don't think that list I gave is asking for too much. Pretty basic stuff there actually.

http://www.whitcon.net/JON1.jpg

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
Nick's avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want Nick's body and you think he's sexy
Come on, sugar, let him know
If you really need Nick just reach out and touch Nick
Come on, honey, tell him so

Dude , Chicks dig me.

;-))

I'd just settle for finding one that will put up with my shit....

Translated to = understanding B)

Ladylike in every aspect of her life, except the bedroom. Petite, delicate and fragile, except in the bedroom.

Nice nipple :P

:nyanya: