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Old 02-09-2005   #1
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As you know my girlfriend leaves monday. I didnt really think of it before, but it's too late to get some viagra from most pharm sites, and I want to make sure it gets here.....I wanna make this a really HARD weekend......


Basically....I'd reallly llike to go out with a bang. I think it'd be real hot. Would any trusted oprano family members be willing to fedex some over to me so I can have it by friday? I will certainly pay accordingly and appreciate the favor.

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As you know my girlfriend leaves monday. I didnt really think of it before, but it's too late to get some viagra from most pharm sites, and I want to make sure it gets here.....I wanna make this a really HARD weekend......


Basically....I'd reallly llike to go out with a bang. I think it'd be real hot. Would any trusted oprano family members be willing to fedex some over to me so I can have it by friday? I will certainly pay accordingly and appreciate the favor.

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HP.... Shhhhhhhh..... we wouldn't want to mess up Darwin's great plan, would we ??
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You don't need Viagra dude.

I have the solution, just look here: http://www.sergenaked.com

There ya go.

Oh wait, you need something to fantasize about http://www.sergenaked.com/6content2/serge2.jpg
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Oh wait, you need something to fantasize about http://www.sergenaked.com/6content2/serge2.jpg
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Grogan, you're 21!! Thinking back to the days when I dated 21 years olds, you're hard all the time any way - no need for Viagra!
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do a couple shots of chilled crown royal, and eat some oysters!!! you will be just fine man.... ( at 21 I hope so anyway)
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Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...
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I have the solution, just look here: http://www.sergenaked.com

There ya go.

Oh wait, you need something to fantasize about http://www.sergenaked.com/6content2/serge2.jpg
oh god MY EYES MY EYES. LOL

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Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...
no pun intended, of course.
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Sheesh... At 21 I made Peter North look like an amateur...

You don't need Viagra at your age.
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I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?
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I think your time would be better spent finding some imagination as opposed to some Viagra.
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Viagra... here on the Chinese New Year... year of the ROOSTER, feb 9, 2005.


llittle blue pills and the year of the cock. like peas and carrots.
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I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?
You'd never forget?


And you should probably 86 the talking for a couple hours before. going to need that toungue.


Then again, shes probably going to be getting some great outdoors fun on her trip, so Id save some dough for a quick trip to vegas to get her out of your system


and no it wont hurt you unless you are taking beta blockers or have some congenital heart defect, tacicardia, arythmia, or high blood pressure.. or yhou might stroke out

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I didn't know about Ash Wednesday until I went to an Episcopalian school and we got the day off to take buses to the big church downtown

Presbyterians and Baptists don't do the ashes. I think my mother passed out the first time I came home with ashes on my forehead.
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heh Mardi Gras ends at midnight Ash Wednesday, didn't know before that.
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21 years old and you're thinking you need viagra? WTF? I made even the horniest rabbits jealous when I was that age for christ sake!
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All of us drunk, high, flashing, viagra taking party animals have to go to Service Grimm - Don't you know anything ? The cross of ashes on your forehead symbolizes releasing all sins you committed during the festival. Which basically means do WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT DURING Mardi Gras - Hence That is why we all party so hard... LOL

Not true, but hmmmmm ... Makes you think doesn't it ?
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21 years old and you're thinking you need viagra? WTF? I made even the horniest rabbits jealous when I was that age for christ sake!
need? no way. why not give it a whirl, could be extra fun!
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All of us drunk, high, flashing, viagra taking party animals have to go to Service Grimm - Don't you know anything ? The cross of ashes on your forehead symbolizes releasing all sins you committed during the festival. Which basically means do WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT DURING Mardi Gras - Hence That is why we all party so hard... LOL

Not true, but hmmmmm ... Makes you think doesn't it ?
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I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?
No but it might psychologically scar your girlfriend, neighbours and people at the ER for life.
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Steve,

when i was 22-23, both my girlfriend and i took viagra to try it out. didn't change much for me or her, just raised body temperatures.

viagra is kinda like ritalin.. it doesnt have the desired effect if you dont have the disfunction.. if you take ritalin and you are ADD, nothing happens. if you take it when you are not ADD, its a stimulant.

its an interesting experiment, but it will be disappointing if you are expecting anything different. imagination, experimentation, now then you might find something that serves the purpose
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yea i wont cry if it doesnt do much.

grimm....i'll try anything once. except H, crack and gay sex.
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Please remember erections lasting longer than 4 hours may require medical attention

I've been a dickhead all my life but haven't gotten treatment for that ..... yet

and please do yourself a favor and give KK's advice some thought/consideration

usually you can find Viagra on line between 20 and 5 per pill and some places will overnight

Yes I know

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clearly, vick is gay.
Is that queerly or clearly?



Ask if gaydar goes off when I post he he he


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Grogan, you're 21!! Thinking back to the days when I dated 21 years olds, you're hard all the time any way - no need for Viagra!
I dunno ive met a few 21yr olds who couldnt 'perform' whe the time arose (no pun intended).
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you gay guys have it easy.


your a dude, hes a dude.


Im a dude, i have no problem rocking my world. cant imagine its too difficult LOL


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