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pushpills 02-09-2005 02:27 AM

As you know my girlfriend leaves monday. I didnt really think of it before, but it's too late to get some viagra from most pharm sites, and I want to make sure it gets here.....I wanna make this a really HARD weekend......


Basically....I'd reallly llike to go out with a bang. I think it'd be real hot. Would any trusted oprano family members be willing to fedex some over to me so I can have it by friday? I will certainly pay accordingly and appreciate the favor.

If you dont want to post in the thread, drop a private message. Thanks in advance, I hope one of you will come through for me.


Do it for love :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:



:)

Hell Puppy 02-09-2005 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 9 2005, 02:28 AM
As you know my girlfriend leaves monday. I didnt really think of it before, but it's too late to get some viagra from most pharm sites, and I want to make sure it gets here.....I wanna make this a really HARD weekend......


Basically....I'd reallly llike to go out with a bang. I think it'd be real hot. Would any trusted oprano family members be willing to fedex some over to me so I can have it by friday? I will certainly pay accordingly and appreciate the favor.

If you dont want to post in the thread, drop a private message. Thanks in advance, I hope one of you will come through for me.


Do it for love :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:



:)

You do of course realize that taking a viagra at your age will make your dick explode dont you?

nlphoto 02-09-2005 03:26 AM

HP.... Shhhhhhhh..... we wouldn't want to mess up Darwin's great plan, would we ??

MaDalton 02-09-2005 06:12 AM

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Originally posted by nlphoto@Feb 9 2005, 12:27 AM
HP.... Shhhhhhhh..... we wouldn't want to mess up Darwin's great plan, would we ??
hahaha :lol:

BillPMB 02-09-2005 08:04 AM

You don't need Viagra dude.

I have the solution, just look here: http://www.sergenaked.com

There ya go.

Oh wait, you need something to fantasize about http://www.sergenaked.com/6content2/serge2.jpg

:D

MaDalton 02-09-2005 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by BillPMB@Feb 9 2005, 05:05 AM

Oh wait, you need something to fantasize about http://www.sergenaked.com/6content2/serge2.jpg

:D

someone please tell me that's Kais Power Tools :zoinks:

Peaches 02-09-2005 09:10 AM

Grogan, you're 21!! Thinking back to the days when I dated 21 years olds, you're hard all the time any way - no need for Viagra! :o

JoesHO 02-09-2005 10:03 AM

do a couple shots of chilled crown royal, and eat some oysters!!! you will be just fine man.... ( at 21 I hope so anyway)

RyanLanane 02-09-2005 11:53 AM

Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...

grimm 02-09-2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BillPMB@Feb 9 2005, 05:05 AM
You don't need Viagra dude.

I have the solution, just look here: http://www.sergenaked.com

There ya go.

Oh wait, you need something to fantasize about http://www.sergenaked.com/6content2/serge2.jpg

:D

oh god MY EYES MY EYES. LOL

fuck you, fuck you fuck you

grimm 02-09-2005 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by RyanLanane@Feb 9 2005, 08:54 AM
Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...
no pun intended, of course.

RyanLanane 02-09-2005 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by grimm+Feb 9 2005, 09:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Feb 9 2005, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RyanLanane@Feb 9 2005, 08:54 AM
Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...
no pun intended, of course. [/b][/quote]
LOL !! :D

VooMan 02-09-2005 12:50 PM

Sheesh... At 21 I made Peter North look like an amateur...

You don't need Viagra at your age.

pushpills 02-09-2005 01:00 PM

I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?

*KK* 02-09-2005 01:03 PM

I think your time would be better spent finding some imagination as opposed to some Viagra.

grimm 02-09-2005 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by RyanLanane+Feb 9 2005, 09:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RyanLanane @ Feb 9 2005, 09:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@Feb 9 2005, 08:54 AM
Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...


no pun intended, of course.

LOL !! :D [/b][/quote]
not to mention this is Ash Wednesday LOL that HAD to be intentional

grimm 02-09-2005 01:19 PM

Viagra... here on the Chinese New Year... year of the ROOSTER, feb 9, 2005.


llittle blue pills and the year of the cock. like peas and carrots.

grimm 02-09-2005 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 9 2005, 10:01 AM
I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?

You'd never forget?;)


And you should probably 86 the talking for a couple hours before. going to need that toungue.


Then again, shes probably going to be getting some great outdoors fun on her trip, so Id save some dough for a quick trip to vegas to get her out of your system;)


and no it wont hurt you unless you are taking beta blockers or have some congenital heart defect, tacicardia, arythmia, or high blood pressure.. or yhou might stroke out:)

have fun:)

RyanLanane 02-09-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by grimm+Feb 9 2005, 10:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Feb 9 2005, 10:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@Feb 9 2005, 08:54 AM
Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...


no pun intended, of course.


LOL !! :D

not to mention this is Ash Wednesday LOL that HAD to be intentional [/b][/quote]

Someone is observant ;)

Push, at that age I tried them - They had little/no effect on me seriously mate. I already had that kind of a drive. BUT, If you can't fuck the hell out of her 6 to 7 times in 8 or 9 hours yeah it would help you a bit I suppose.. If you are that "Hard Up" (hehe, had to say it). Drop me a PM, I have 5 laying around left from a script I got... Fuckers are NOT CHeap though man... Not to mention fed ex charge. I suppose I could let 2 go for say $50... Normal RX Cost is a little over $10 a pop... Gotta figure inflation in there LOL ... I'll pay for postal service priority (3 bux or something) But if you want Fed-Ex you pay that.

I wouldn't suggest using them unless you have to. When I tell the ole lady I popped a magic blue pill she has been known to slip out of the house running a couple times!!! (not the same nympho I used to be with, this one had my daughter possibly cervical cancer... she is a mess ugh)

Ryan

grimm 02-09-2005 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by RyanLanane+Feb 9 2005, 10:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RyanLanane @ Feb 9 2005, 10:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@Feb 9 2005, 08:54 AM
Damn I am 27 and when I use that shit I have to fuck like 12 times JUST to avoid spontaneous erection!!! And I literally mean spontaneous, pictures of Mary Magdalene would make me hard on that crap for christs sakes...


no pun intended, of course.


LOL !! :D


not to mention this is Ash Wednesday LOL that HAD to be intentional

Someone is observant ;)
[/b][/quote]
No i live in New Orleans, we are acutely aware of exactly when Ash Wednesday hits. before then i had no idea:)

pushpills 02-09-2005 01:31 PM

ryan you have 1 New message.

Peaches 02-09-2005 01:39 PM

I didn't know about Ash Wednesday until I went to an Episcopalian school and we got the day off to take buses to the big church downtown :)

Presbyterians and Baptists don't do the ashes. I think my mother passed out the first time I came home with ashes on my forehead.

grimm 02-09-2005 02:17 PM

heh Mardi Gras ends at midnight Ash Wednesday, didn't know before that.

TheEnforcer 02-09-2005 02:26 PM

21 years old and you're thinking you need viagra? WTF? I made even the horniest rabbits jealous when I was that age for christ sake!

RyanLanane 02-09-2005 02:26 PM

All of us drunk, high, flashing, viagra taking party animals have to go to Service Grimm - Don't you know anything ? The cross of ashes on your forehead symbolizes releasing all sins you committed during the festival. Which basically means do WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT DURING Mardi Gras - Hence That is why we all party so hard... LOL

Not true, but hmmmmm ... Makes you think doesn't it ? :D

pushpills 02-09-2005 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 9 2005, 01:27 PM
21 years old and you're thinking you need viagra? WTF? I made even the horniest rabbits jealous when I was that age for christ sake!
need? no way. why not give it a whirl, could be extra fun!

TheEnforcer 02-09-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills+Feb 9 2005, 03:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Feb 9 2005, 03:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Feb 9 2005, 01:27 PM
21 years old and you're thinking you need viagra? WTF? I made even the horniest rabbits jealous when I was that age for christ sake!
need? no way. why not give it a whirl, could be extra fun! [/b][/quote]
You missed the point! At 21 I didn't even need to consider taking viagra for a super marathon session. I just did it!!

pushpills 02-09-2005 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Feb 9 2005, 02:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Feb 9 2005, 02:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 9 2005, 03:02 PM
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@Feb 9 2005, 01:27 PM
21 years old and you're thinking you need viagra? WTF? I made even the horniest rabbits jealous when I was that age for christ sake!


need? no way. why not give it a whirl, could be extra fun!

You missed the point! At 21 I didn't even need to consider taking viagra for a super marathon session. I just did it!! [/b][/quote]
just think how much longer you could have gone. :P

I hear ya though, I'm usually fine for a good sex marathon.

the only thing that limits me much is ive put on some weight. the only excersize i get is sex and walking. my girlfriend is in for a pounding this weekend thats for sure.

:purpdance:

grimm 02-09-2005 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by RyanLanane@Feb 9 2005, 11:27 AM
All of us drunk, high, flashing, viagra taking party animals have to go to Service Grimm - Don't you know anything ? The cross of ashes on your forehead symbolizes releasing all sins you committed during the festival. Which basically means do WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT DURING Mardi Gras - Hence That is why we all party so hard... LOL

Not true, but hmmmmm ... Makes you think doesn't it ? :D

the church is better than betty ford when it comes to excuses:) I'd convert, but its too tame:)

The Other Steve 02-09-2005 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 9 2005, 10:01 AM
I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?

No but it might psychologically scar your girlfriend, neighbours and people at the ER for life.

pushpills 02-09-2005 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by The Other Steve+Feb 9 2005, 07:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Other Steve @ Feb 9 2005, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Feb 9 2005, 10:01 AM
I just think it'd be something really amazing. I get a hardon from a slight breeze...but with viagra, i'd be like an elephant for hours.


It couldn't like...hurt me could it?

No but it might psychologically scar your girlfriend, neighbours and people at the ER for life. [/b][/quote]
I can live with that.

grimm 02-09-2005 09:11 PM

Steve,

when i was 22-23, both my girlfriend and i took viagra to try it out. didn't change much for me or her, just raised body temperatures.

viagra is kinda like ritalin.. it doesnt have the desired effect if you dont have the disfunction.. if you take ritalin and you are ADD, nothing happens. if you take it when you are not ADD, its a stimulant.

its an interesting experiment, but it will be disappointing if you are expecting anything different. imagination, experimentation, now then you might find something that serves the purpose;)

pushpills 02-09-2005 09:36 PM

yea i wont cry if it doesnt do much.

grimm....i'll try anything once. except H, crack and gay sex.

grimm 02-09-2005 10:18 PM

theres a mantra for life:)

Vick 02-09-2005 11:20 PM

Please remember erections lasting longer than 4 hours may require medical attention

I've been a dickhead all my life but haven't gotten treatment for that ..... yet

and please do yourself a favor and give KK's advice some thought/consideration

usually you can find Viagra on line between 20 and 5 per pill and some places will overnight

Yes I know

I am amazing at math, you'd be surprised how many times 43 can go into 21

pushpills 02-09-2005 11:34 PM

clearly, vick is gay.

Vick 02-10-2005 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 9 2005, 11:35 PM
clearly, vick is gay.
Is that queerly or clearly?

:)

Ask if gaydar goes off when I post he he he


p.s. you'll get the 43 into 21 thing when you get on this side of the coin

Lee 02-10-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 9 2005, 06:11 AM
Grogan, you're 21!! Thinking back to the days when I dated 21 years olds, you're hard all the time any way - no need for Viagra! :o
I dunno ive met a few 21yr olds who couldnt 'perform' whe the time arose (no pun intended).

grimm 02-10-2005 06:58 PM

you gay guys have it easy.


your a dude, hes a dude.


Im a dude, i have no problem rocking my world. cant imagine its too difficult LOL:)


:nyanya:


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